Lame Excuses Novels & Stories

At nang makita ni Lianne kung gaano kabilis tinanggap ni Rozen ang pera, nawalan na siya ng pag-asa. Umaasa kasi sana siyang gagawa ng excuses si Rozen para hindi tanggapin ang pera, katulad na lang ng ginawa nito noong unang beses siyang mag-send ng pera sa restaurant. ‘Sa bagay, kasalanan ko naman kasi,’ isip niya at nagkibit-balikat. ‘Wala akong ibang puwedeng sisihin kundi ako lang.’ Natahimik si Lianne nang ilang segundo, at pagkatapos ay nagsalita ulit.

“Kahit tutukan ka ng baril ng lolo mo, hindi ka niya mapipilit na pakasalan ang babaeng pinagkasundo niya sa iyo. No one can ever force you to do the things that you don’t like to do. So why are you using that excuse to marry Laica?” Hindi siya nakapagsalita. Sa loob ng ilang saglit ay nakatitig lamang siya kay Vladimir na wari bang hindi malaman kung ano ang isasagot dito. Hanggang sa maya-maya ay disimulado na niyang hinamig ang kanyang sarili at nagwika. “I have my own reasons, Vlad. At sa akin na muna kung ano man ang rason na iyon,” wika niya sa seryosong tinig.

“Hindi po ako umaarte, SIR! Sadyang pagod na pagod na ako, in fact I feel like my legs are about to fall off, and I am so sorry na hindi ko mapigilan ang sarili ko na huwag mag reklamo, normal lamang naman yata iyon sa taong pagod na, isa pa sinabi ko naman na ayaw kong sumama sa pesteng hiking at camping na ito eh, ikaw lang naman itong mapilit, kung sana hinayan mo nalang akong mag isa sa resort eh ‘di sana nakarating na kayong lahat sa pesteng camping site ‘di ba?” Mahaba niyang litanya saka marahas na nag buga ng hangin sa pag babakasakaling makatulong iyong pakalmahin ang kanyang sarili. “And I am so sorry that I am taking too long to walk and I am keeping you guys from going with your

] Dagdag pa ni Amari saka pinagdiinan ang bawat salita. [Oh you bitch! I'm not forcing you to believe me, but I'm not lying to you. I may be a slut, but I'm not a liar and I'm not good at that. I'm just good at giving men pleasure; I'm good at pleasing men in bed because I'm good in bed, doing handjobs, blowjobs, and I'm also good at riding, like a cowgirl. But I'm not a liar!] Napa-awang ang bibig ni Amari sa sinabi ni Gladice sa kanya, lalo na sa pagiging vulgar nito.

Lucky me. "I-I need some men shampoo, puro pambabae ang nandito." that's a lie. Sobrang dami ng imbak ng shampoo sa banyo. Here I am, creating the dumbest excuse in my life. If they are hearing me right now? they will definitely tease me for a month. "Oh? is that it sir? wait a moment sir. I'll be there for a couple of minutes." Sobrang lakas ng kabog ng puso ko nang ibaba ko ang telepono. Shit, can I really face him now? what if he remembers that I'm the man he encountered earlier in the counter?

Nakayuko ako dahil natatakot din ako. “Sir, we are sorry. We tried to incorporate some new ideas, but we faced some challenges and limitations. We had to deal with budget cuts, tight deadlines, technical issues, and customer feedback.” “Excuses, excuses, excuses! That’s all I hear from you. You are always blaming someone or something else for your failures. You never take responsibility for your actions. You never learn from your mistakes. You never improve your skills. You are just wasting my time and money.” “ Sir, please calm down. We are not trying to make excuses. We are just explaining the situation. We are willing to learn and improve. We are open to feedback and suggestions. We want

nakakataba ng puso na may nagsasabi ng ganito sa akin yung kahit kami na pero nililigawan parin niya ako na hindi ko naranasan sa mga exe's ko.Thank you,Im flattered so much,thank you for loving me I couldn't imagine how lucky I am,Your love has nothing to compare that's why I love you so much Hubby,I thank god because god gave me you,you didn't know everytime I'm weak you're my strength I feel alive.Whatever the obstacle I faced you're the only one I think to become a stronger woman in every situation I have because you are my life my everything,Can't wait to be with your arms to taking care of you the way I did to myself I miss you.Reply ko sa message ni Liam.Sincerely ,without your love

Excuse? My whole body face him as it exploded into my mind what did he do.He excuse me!In my class!Am i allowed to do that after a few skips?! "I want to talk to you about something"pinapanood niya akong magulat sa mga sinasabi niya.It left me speechless again.My universe felt like it zoomed out and i can't see the tiny number silently asking me what did i do.It was my grades !My grades. He excuse you without telling you Azazel! That's... that's..

Parang sa nakikita ko sa kaniya, gumagawa lang siya ng excuse para ma-justify ang plano niyang pag-chi-cheat. "Iyan kasi ang hirap minsan sa inyong mga babae, e. Ang bilis niyong bumitaw at lumimot." Ang pagmuni-muni ko ay nagambala nang marinig ko ang sinabi ni Joshua. Gulat ding napatingin sa kaniya ang iba naming mga kasama. Si Elias ay pigil ang ngiti sa labi habang naiiling.

Tumango naman siya kaya lalo akong ninerbyos, wag naman sana ako ibuko ng babaeng ‘to pasmado pa naman bibig niya. “Oo Dude okay naman siya. Kausapin mo?” Umiling iling ako, “Ah nasa CR eh, pabalik balik nga ng CR kanina pa na LBM na yata.” Natampal ko ang noo ko sa sinabi niya. Sa lahat ng gagawing excuse yung pinaka nakakahiya pa talaga ang napili, “Sus! Bahala ka dyan bakit kasi hindi ka sumama dito eh, sige na! Babye!” Pasalampak siyang umupo pagkatapos patayin ang tawag.