Lame Excuses Novels & Stories

“You know what? I don’t even want Xia anymore. I learned how you already did her and it made me fucking sick. “ Napayukom siya ng kamao sa kabastusang inilalabas ng bibig ni Luis ngunit kailangan niya pa ring magpigil dahil baka biglang iputok nito ang baril na hawak. “Now? All I want is to fucking ruin your life. I hate this feeling that you get whatever you want in life. Do you even know the word ‘HARDSHIP”, Liam? I guess not. “

Nakataas ang noo at mukhang hindi papayag na aalis nang walang napapala. "You just want to scam us, Ma'am. Ibinigay namin sa inyo ang gown kahapon na kumpleto, bago at walang punit. Sinuri niyo pang mabuti kung may damage ang gown at wala kayong nakita maski maliit na damage. Tapos ngayon ay babalik kayo para sabihin na may damage ang gown at hihingi kayo ng compensation? In your dreams!" galit na tungayaw naman ni Liam. Katulad ng babaeng client ay wala ring balak na magpatalo ang kaibigan ko.

Napatili ako sa sakit halos mapunit ang anit ko sa lakas ng pagkakahila niya. “Wag ka ngang mag-inarte Amanda” mariin nitong sabi saakin. Ang mga mata’y nagliliyab sa galit. “Kahit kailan hinding-hindi ka magugustuhan ni Lucas. Don't be pathetic b****, even though you're pregnant you’re still worthless.”

"You girls know how it is. Wala naman siguro ang gusto na magmukhang haggard sa kasal nila, hindi ba?" I knew my excuse was pathetic. But at this point, the word 'pathetic' has already been ingrained on me. So instead of being embarrassed about it, I'd rather embrace it and use it to its full capability, doesn't matter if it would make me sound stupid and unbelievable. Pinilit ni Ruby at Klarisse na ngumiti ngunit halata naman sa mga mukha nila na napipilitan lang sila. "This is bullshit!" Madiin na sabi ni Icarus bago siya marahas na tumayo at umalis ng kusina, leaving the three of us in shock.

putol niya, may halong pait at galit sa tinig nito. Napaatras ako nang bahagya. Hindi ko inaasahan na gano’n kalalim ang tama sa kanya ng ginawa ko. Akala ko pareho naming tanggap na lasing lang kami. Na walang ibig sabihin ang lahat. Pero sa pagkakatitig niya sa akin ngayon—parang may kung anong pinunit sa pride niya. “Huwag mong gawing excuse ang alak para burahin ang nangyari,” mariin niyang dagdag. “You may be married, but don't insult me by throwing money like I'm some cheap fix.”

The audacity of this man to say those things kahit andito si Liam? Humarap si Liam sa kanya, inalis ang pagkakahawak sa akin, at ibinulsa ang mga kamay. “Yeah, right. I almost forgot that your company recycles every trash I throw away. You’re really trying hard to be me, Mr. Frego,” sabi ni Liam, may halong pang-aasar. “And I’m sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Frego, but those previous assistants I fired? I fired them for trying to flirt with me all the time instead of doing their job.” He smirked, and I could hear some people quietly laughing at Mr. Frego because of Liam’s remark. Napatingin ako sa pulso ko nang hawakan ulit iyon ni Liam.

“Kung magsasalita man kayo ng Ingles, maari po bang simple words lang? Hindi ko kasi labis maintindihan ang mga salitang ginamit mo kanina tulad ng 'comprehend', 'irreverence', 'lousy' and 'witless'. Mabilisan ko siyang dinuro. “Excuse me, Ms. Ricafrente. Don't you ever do that. I've stated a while ago that you're not allowed to ask questions and you're not allowed to complain. You're so witless. It's so bashful if someone professional like me heard you complaining and disobeying the rules and regulations. You're so... slow. I don't believe that you're such like that.” Napahilot na lamang ako sa aking noo dahil sa aking nalaman.

Sa hindi malamang dahilan ay agad siyang kinabahan sa pag iisip ng sagot. “W-well I just thought, I- wala gusto ko lang ma experience, I am twenty four and I still knew nothing, and I told you, I have been advised to seek out sex.” Pag sisinungaling niya. “Advised? Sinunod mo naman? That leaves me thinking how stupid your ex of seven years to let you pass like that.” Ram said, mapait namang napa ngiti si Lexie,

Kaya lahat ng sasabihin ko at mararamdaman ay reversed. “About us…I-i am so—" Hindi na ito nakapagtapos nang sinadya kong harangin ang susunod pa nitong sasabihin. “Please, stop talking about that. I don’t want to hear anything from you anymore. Enough for your lame excuses and lies.” Wika ko sa nagsusumamo na tinig. “Please…”

Hahahaha h'wag Kang sumigaw nagjojoke Lang ako 'to naman Alam Kong may dalaw ka ngayon at tungkol sa excuse letter mo gagawin ko na. "Paano mo nalamang may dalaw ako?" Obviously may stain Ang Short mo. Sabay turo sa short nitong may manstang Pula. "Ang sakit paano ba 'to mawawala?" Magsolo Sex ka Hahaha! "Sarahh!"