Laughable Novels & Stories

What the-- possible pa rin pala yon kahit na gaano ka pa kayaman? “Why are you laughing? Is there something funny?” “Haha! Ahahaha!” mas lalo akong natawa. E kasi naman, nakakunot na ang noo niya and he’s really clueless. "Sorry! e ikaw kasi e, ang hina mo pala sa babae ano? Pfft!"

I firmly said. "Yes, I heard you. And even if you are happy you don't have to make me believe you. You can't impress the people around you by insisting that you are happy. Anong gusto mong gawin ko? Throw a party? Okay, let's celebrate you being happy." He makes a sound that's something between a grunt and a laugh. A kind of throaty laugh. His lips kind of parted. Weirdly, I am not offended by his statement. Maybe because I keep focusing on his lips. Tumaas ang tingin ko sa buhok niya. I want to run my fingers through his hair.

Gwapo, mayaman at matalino. Does this kind of man really exist? "Why are you laughing..?" Napalingon siya dito but she can't help but smiles. "Ahm, wala sir.." At lalo pa siyang natawa nang mangunot ang noo nito. "is there something about my face that make you laugh?" "Ahm, no sir.. obviously your face is so fine and perfect what I mean.. you're talking Mandarin fluently" "And so..? What's funny about me talking Mandarin"

I teased. “Uy shit. That’s bad, my face would be bloody. I could exchange with holy mary by that.” I laughed and felt something in my coochie. His jokes are not that funny, but on the way he say it innocently akala mo eh hindi siya nanakit at nagpapaiyak.

Nang mapansin nyang nakakunot ang mga noo ko ay agad nya ring kinagat ang labi. “Sorry Sir, I didn't mean to insult you. Totoo naman po na gwapo ka.” “Then why are you laughing huh?” “Eh ang taas po kasi masyado ng self confidence mo. Hindi ba pwedeng magpaka humble ka naman ng konti Sir?”

"Why the hell are you laughing like I said something hilarious?" Ilang segundo pa ang lumipas bago ito tumigil at pilit na nagseryoso. Pero kahit na anong gawin nito, hindi parin nito maitatago ang ngiti sa mga labi nito. "I'm laughing because what you had said a while ago is really funny, dude. Imagine getting mad at Cyan's attorney because you caught them kissing? Hindi ba nakakatawa naman talaga?"

Sarcastic nitong saad bago ako binitawan. Nag-init ang magkabila kong pisngi sa narinig. "Fuck you!" Mura ko sa kanya at tinulak siya palayo sa katawan ko. Malakas siyang humalakhak sa ginawa ko. Nakakainis! Pinaningkitan ko siya ng mata. "Bastos! Wala ka bang magawa kaya ka nambibwisit ng ganito ka-aga?" Saad ko sa kanya just to save my pride.

wika lang ng lalaki na panay pa rin naman ang pagtipa sa keyboard. "Ganyan lang ang sasabihin mo matapos akong dumaldal dito ng napakahabang minuto? your unbelievable!"inis na sabi ni Lauren na hindi mapigilan umikot ang mata. "Baka naman kasi nagkakamali ka lang ng hinila, imposible naman magawa ng kakambal ko ang sinasabi mo. You knew my brother more,"saad nito.

Sa sobrang tawa ko ay napaubo pa ako. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh like that. Well, it’s been ages since my last laugh. It felt so good." I sarcastically said, but it’s actually felt good na para bang ang tagal-tagal akong naghintay para ilabas ang pagiging bitch ko, nakita ko naman napangiti si Yerin.

“Who f*cks a paid ass? That man is cheap!” His annoying laugh reverberated through the entire garden. Lumipad ang mga ibon na nagtatago sa isang puno dahil naistorbo ang mga ito sa lakas ng tawa ng matanda, sinbayan pa ng kausap nito. They clinked their glasses and drank on them.