Bad-mouthed Novels & Stories

"And please, don't speak English. It doesn't suit you. You sound like a cheap brat trying hard to sound rich but miserably failing." Umasim ang mukha ni Lara. "What? Is this your friend? Kaya naman pala parehas kayo ng ginagamit na salita. Desperadas." "Wow, excuse me! Ang desperada, 'yung nage-English para lang masabihan na sosyal. Wala akong issue sa mga nagta-try hard matuto pero ikaw kasi, tama nga 'yung grammar ang plastic naman ng words of wisdom. 3D 'yung ka-plastic-an mo in and out of TV, bruha!"

"Damn! I've never heard of anyone messing with his buddy. Only that old-maid!" Mas lalong gusto niyang sumabog sa pang-iinis nito sa kanya. That's f-cking below the belt! —---

“Your time is very precious for you to stay in this kind of place. Anong meron sa babaeng ‘yan, Cyd?” “Ty mozhesh' zakryt' svoy poganyy rot?” malamig niyang wika at bumaling dito. “Yesli tebe nechego skazat', ukhodi.” [translation: Can you shut your fucking mouth? If you don't have anything worthy to say, leave.] Sa halip na ma-offend sa kanyang sinabi, ngumisi lamang ang kaibigan na para bang sanay na ito sa mga hindi mabuting salitang lumalabas sa kanyang bibig.

Bumaba ang tingin ko sa disappointment. “Baby, hindi ganun. Tingnan mo yung condition mo. Nag-aalala lang ako. Sobrang daming bad guys, at sila ay crazy about you.” “What does that mean?” tanong ko, hindi nagustuhan ang sinabi niya. “Sinasabi mo ba na mga taong gusto sa akin ay bad people? Lahat ba? Paano mo nagawa—”

“Alam mo sir, hindi ko man alam ang problema nyo at kung bakit emoterong palaka kayo dyan. But I think drinking is bad sir. its no helping you sir. Lalo lang nitong dadagdagan ang hinanakit ninyo sa mundo dahil una sasakit ulo.Its aaahh killing killing your head Sir like you will be tigok tigok. ikalawa babaho hininga nyo.You will aa smelly smelly the mouth sir"

I innocently echoed the rugged word he uttered just a while ago. It's unfamiliar to me but it seemed like a really bad word just by hearing it. Nanliit ang mga mata ko at ineksamin sa utak ang salita. Kaya naman nang natuklasan ang ibig sabihin kalaunan, napasinghap ako sabay takip ng bibig. "Bad word!" I grimaced in disbelief. Dismayadong-dismayado ako sa sarili habang binabalagtas ang daan pabalik sa mansiyon.

"Fudge.... fudge!" Paulit-ulit akong nagmura sa utak ko. I'm not really the kind of person who curses a lot. But if something like this happens, what else can I do other than murmur unpleasant words to express my unpleasant feelings? Kaya pala nakaka-intimidate siya. Kaya pala naiilang ako kanina. Kaya pala. But he just looks so young kaya inakala kong kaklase ko lang siya!

damn All my shits memories are now flashing backs on my head, all those memories where i tried my very god damn best to hid my feelings toward her na umabot pa sa puntong nakiusap ako sa bestfriend ng pinsan kong si Anton to pretend to be my boyfriend which is he agreed just to hide his real personality too with his dad na hindi tanggap ang kanyang pagiging gay., yes i met Anton when we were sencond year in college at the birthday party ng pinsan ko, we became friends hanggang sa umabot na kami sa ganoong set up para lamang maitago ko at malabanan ang kung anumang nararamdaman ko sa bestfriend ko even though i knew na kahit anong gawin ko lalo lamang lumalalim ang nararamdaman ko sa kanya an

“Forlat (Sorry) “ Kapag sinabi ko pa naman, tinotoo ko. That is me. I’m a bitch, demon and all other terms of a bad person. I killed so many people but I don’t feel anything. Maybe the right term is… I’m happy to see dying people, pleasing me and killing them with my hands. Yeah. I’m HEARTLESS. And I’m a DEMON. Don’t mess with me if you don’t want to see the demon side of mine.

"F*ck you! Screw you!" "Uh-huh... Swearing in a morning, huh?" Lumapit siya saakin at hinaplos ang mukha ko. Kaagad naman ako nag-iwas ng tingin at tinabig ang mukha niya sa mukha ko. "F*cking hell... You're f*cking sexy." "Will you stop talking dirty to me? Excuse me! My womanhood is sore!" I hissed.