Contoh Teks Humor

Sa isang tahimik na gabi, pinagkasundo sina Akira Lyx Yrania at Zake Frost para maisalba ang nanganganib nang malugi na kumpanya. Hindi man ginusto ay walang nagawa ang dalawa kundi ang matutong mabuhay sa piling ng isa't isa. Matutunan kaya nilang mamuhay sa labas ng kontrata o mananatili lang silang estranghero sa isa't isa?

When I first met Finn Dalton at sophomore year in highschool, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him. By the time we graduated high school, he had sworn to the universe that I, Rhea Dawson, would be his wife and no one else. I saw him through school, working three jobs to help him afford the exorbitant fees of the Ivy League University he was studying at. And when he finally graduated and got a fancy job, he bought a diamond ring. But it wasn't for me. It was for his first love. That wasn't the only betrayal. He slammed my car with his and left me for dead. Then he took away my only family. Three years later I returned, determined to take back my pound of flesh from him. Why, though, does he seem so relieved and happy to see me even though he had personally tried to kill me?

“Breathe,” I muttered to myself as I walked down the aisle, bouquet in hand, scanning the few people seated, people I barely knew, but the groom was nowhere in sight. Panic set in. My heart skipped a beat. Was I about to be ditched on my wedding day? I could already picture what the headline would be : Daughter of Late CEO of Nova White Robotics Abandoned at the Altar. Not only would I be disgraced, but my chances of taking over the company would slip away, and my enemies? Well, they would dance and jubilate. Just as I was about give up, I heard the sound of hasty footsteps. The crowd turned and gasped in shock as Mason appeared, looking dashing in a sharp three-piece crisp suit. His piercing blue eyes locked onto mine. “Sorry, I’m late. My suit didn’t arrive on time,” he said with an apologetic smile. I nodded and the priest began reading the vows, he turned to me and asked, "Will you take Mr. Mason Anderson as your lawfully wedded husband, to love and protect?" I tried to speak, but the words stuck in my throat. I just stood there, lost in confusion, unsure if this was the right choice.

“Do you know why he married you?” Her smile was cruel, her blind eyes staring straight through me. “Because you’re wearing my eyes and he promised to protect them.” My breath caught, but she wasn’t done. She leaned closer, as she whispered in my ears “Face it, Olivia. You’re nothing but my replacement.” Leonard always seemed like the perfect husband, until she woke from her five-year coma and shattered my world with the truth. He married me for my eyes. Eyes that once belonged to her. I should have known his overprotectiveness wasn’t love, it was guilt. And now, with a life growing inside me, I realized I wasn’t just a substitute wife. I was a placeholder in a story that was never mine to begin with. Shattered and pregnant, I disappeared, leaving behind the man who never truly saw me and a secret he never knew existed. Years later, I return. No longer his fragile, obedient wife, but a woman with a new name, a hidden son, and a plan to ruin the billionaire who broke me. But in a game where love and vengeance collide, the most dangerous twist isn’t my fury it’s the fire that never died between us. He made me a substitute. Now, I’ll make him suffer.

Hindi mapupunta kay Shanna Cole ang lahat ng mana na iniwan ng kanyang mga magulang bago sila mamatay at mana ng kanyang lolo at lola kundi mapupunta lang ito sa kanyang step mother o charity kung hindi siya magpapakasal. Hindi man makatarungan na dahilan kaya walang magawa si Shanna Cole kundi ang maghanap ng lalaking magpapakasal sa kanya. Sa sobrang crush niya kay Xyvielle Mornett, kaya niligawan niya ito pero walang epekto sa kanya ang lalaki kaya sa sobrang despirada na makuha ang mana, kaya isa lang ang tamang paraan ang naisip niya. Ito ay kidnapin ang crush n'yang si Mornett para siya ay pakasalan. Magtagumpay kaya si Shanna Cole kung 60 days lang ang palugit ng kanyang lola para mahanap ang mapapangasawa niya? Paano kung pumayag ang lalaki na magpakasal sa kanya pero natuklasan ni Shanna na maling tao pala ang kinidnap niya. Handa na ba siyang mawalan ng mana o ipagpatuloy niya ang plano kahit ikakasal na sa iba ang taong natutunan na niyang mahalin?

Kassel Evann, a nerd but sexy as hell. Boys drool over her especially her attitude boss—Ruzzel Garcia, the handsome with such split personality that only Kassel can tame.

Rani diam-diam memutuskan untuk berhenti kerja dengan tujuan untuk memberikan kejutan buat suaminya yang selama ini ingin dia jadi full time ibu rumah tangga. Namun ketika sedang menjenguk temannya yang sakit, Rani justru memergoki suaminya bersama wanita lain di poli kandungan! Parahnya, penyelidikan wanita itu justru membuatnya tahu bahwa sang suami telah menikah lagi... Lantas, sanggupkah Rani memaafkan pengkhianatan suaminya dan menerima jika dirinya adalah surga yang tidak diinginkan?

“Jangan terlalu senang mempermainkan hati yang benar-benar jatuh cinta kepadamu karena suatu saat nanti setelah ia memutuskan untuk pergi, kamu akan menyesalkan hal itu.”Quensa Valery Tzana “Kita sering melihat sesuatu itu lebih berharga, saat kita mengetahui ia sudah hilang dan dimiliki oleh orang lain.” Aksara Emiliano Addison “Cinta sejati bukan tentang menemukan orang yang sempurna, tetapi tentang melihat orang yang tidak sempurna dengan sempurna.” Kaiden Rexza Pranaja

Every anniversary she received a Divorce gift from her husband, but she refused to sign it for the sake of their families. Now in their Five years anniversary the world will turn upside down, Selin herself will divorce her husband after knowing the infidelity, betrayals and pain. She was Unwanted, Unloved, and forgotten but she will rise up from the dust to reclaim what has been stolen from her. A love A life A shattered dream That she indeed sacrifice for the marriage that will trapped her in hell. Does regret enough to gain forgiveness? Does a broken heart, can possibly be fix? or forever the guilt of wrongdoing would punish them.

She gave everything to her family, her dreams, her hardwork, her dedication and in return she was signed off for marriage to a stranger without her knowledge. Racheal Knight was forced into a loveless marriage for the sake of a corporate merger. To her husband, Axel Alistair, CEO of Ace Group, she was just a contract until she finally walked away with nothing but the child he never knew existed. She struggled to meet her needs and rising from the ashes wasn’t easy. She was homeless, jobless, and pregnant, facing a world determined to see her fail. Until a chance encounter with a mysterious artist who changed her life forever. When she’s building a new future with her son, Axel comes crashing back into her life, begging for a second chance. Will she let the man who broke her and tried to ruin her back in? Or will she take her revenge by breaking him in a way that he would never see coming?