Funny Age Quotes Novels & Stories

While saying the words that left us dumbfounded. "I'm 2--- 223 years old..." What....the fuck...did she just...said?

Sobrang hapdi pa kaya and I know I more than made him happy by doing that. "Do I look like an old man to you?" nakakunot ang noo niyang tanong. He was taking it seriously. I bit my bottom lip para pigilan ang tawa ko. I combed my fingers through his wet hair. Gosh, he doesn't know how gorgeous he looks with his age. Even without his effort ang dami dami ko paring kaagaw sa kanya. "Matanda ka na, ilang years nalang magiging forty then fifty kana. Tapos uugod ugod kana while I'm still young. " I teased.

He was so serious that I was expecting for something, tapos kalokohan na naman pala? I wanted to remind him about his age in case he forgot. Mukha kasing naiwan niya ang utak niya sa highschool days niya. He kept on saying and talking about nonsense things na kailanma'y hindi makakatulong. At hindi iyon gawain ng trente'y anyos at may anak na. I clapped my hands to cut the nonsense topic, "Come, you need to wash your body na. After this, magdi-drink na kayo ng milk." I said as I gestured them to follow me.

Mas lalo na kung ikaw ang subject ng obsession n'ya. "Point taken. Puwede ka ng maging philosoper sa dami ng mga quotable quotes mo. Come to think of it, sisikat ka. If you want to change your career, now's the time." "I'll take that as a compliment, baby doll. But no thanks. Busy ako." Inungusan ko siya. Ang kapal talaga ng apog ng gunggong na 'to. "Humor me. What do normal people do?"

Agad syang napatingin sa akin, na may mapang akusang mata, “You’re exauggerating! I’m only twenty-nine! I worked out, and take care of my body, why would you assume that I’m older than my age, huh?!” Itinaas ko ang pareho ko na mga kamay. Habang natatawa pa rin, “Okay, sorry, sorry, ang bagsik mo naman pag dating sa edad mo, ano ba yan,” “Paano kasi, kung marinig ng iba diba?” he rolled his eyes, at bumalik ang tingin sa tv, kaya mas lalo akong natawa, madalas talaga masarap pag tripan ang isa na to, iniirapan na lang nya ko.

“Yuck! Ganda babae, tulo laway. Kung ako yan, vinaccum ko na yang bibig mo.” “Salamat ha? Mabuti ka talagang kaibigan. Kaya ayaw ko magkwento eh.” Napa-nguso na lang ako. Sama ng ugali eh. “Sos, tampuhin mo naman. Eh bakit crazy old lady tawag niya sayo?” “Ewan ko sa bisugong duling na yun! Duling na nga bulag pa. Hindi daw ako mukhang thirty years old, mukha daw akong singkwenta na tsaka feeling AJ Raval daw ako.”

Magsalita ka! “A-Ano... ah... f-five. I mean. Minsan nakakaligtaan ko ang edad niya minsan nasasabi kong seven minsan nga nasasabi kong ten, e.” Alanganin akong tumawa at napapakamot sa batok. “Medyo may pagka-mature na kasi siya kahit five pa lang siya kaya minsan nakakalimutan ko ang edad niya.”

She never opened a topic about papa pero siguro this time, masasanay na kami. "Joke lang! Eto naman hindi mabiro!" She said that made us breathe as a relief. Kahit kailan talaga! "Let's go to bar later, Let's find boys!" Ani ni Mommy sabay tapon ng mga tissue sa basurahan. "Dios mio, Janine. Kwarenta'y anyos ka na! Kung makaasta akala mo mas bata ka pa sa anak mo." Mama said that made us laugh, I looked at Clyde and He smiled at me.

"Kapag 28 na ko, 34 ka na nun…" Sinimangutan niya ako lalo. "Kapag 34 na ko sisiguraduhin kong may dalawang anak na tayo." Tinawanan ko ang biro niya. The hell sinong may sabi na clown ang pinakanakakatuwang nilalang? This guys beside me can make you laugh your ass off by just throwing a joke without even trying. Buong oras ng byahe ay nagbibiruan kami— more like inaasar ko sya. Wala kase siyang ibang ginawa kundi ismiran ako.

Ninenerbiyos ba siya? "How old are you? Sorry pero mukhang napakabata mo pa kasi." "I'm 18." "Eighteen? Really? God! Napakabata mo pa para iyakan ang ibang tao. Dapat nag-eenjoy ka sa buhay mo ngayon." Naramdaman niya ang malambot na palad nitong nakahawak na sa palad niya. Hinila niya ang kanyang kamay.