Novel & Cerita Funny Age Quotes

Napalingon ako kay yaya na biglang napatakip ng bibig. "Sorry-sorry." Napangiti lang ako sa sinabi ni yaya at lumapit ako sa kaniya. "Sa tingin mo talaga bagay kami?" Nakangiting tanong ko kay yaya na biglang natigilan. "Ay! Mahahabagin na langit! Joke lang yun, ang tanda niya na para sa'yo at ang pagkakaalam ko nasa 39 na ata siya. Napakalaki ng agwat ng edad niyo."

she whispered softly, her voice dripping with subtle sadness. "Seryoso?! You're only thirty!" gulat na gulat na bulalas ni Archie. "Astrid, a woman is in her prime at thirty! Sobrang bata mo pa kaya! At saka, you look so young! You shouldn't say 'you young people,' dapat ang sabihin mo... we young people!" Astrid was genuinely amused by him. Natawa siya nang marahan, her eyes crinkling with real warmth.

he pouted and leaned front on the table with his forearms resting on it. "Awww, don't be sad Baby CJ, it's a term of endearment. It's kind of a call sign that makes you two special to me. Don't be ashamed that I called you two babies, you should be mad if I didn't, and you two are still little kids, don't stress it out. It's fine. I know my limits, I know that when that Yukio girl from your swimming lessons class showed up I will close my mouth," I exaplained and winked at them giving a smile. "And one more thing, there's no one in this world who can dictate what is what according to their age. There's an old quote that says age doesn't matter. Not only that I believed with it, but I agree w

Ano pa kaya sa mga nakatatakot talaga na mga asawa ng mga kaibigan ko, ‘di ba? “Fuck! I am already more than a hundred years old but I am still playing here in this playground!” Knight said under his breath that only made us chuckle before playing with our kids. We can relate but playing with your kids is fucking fun! ***

While saying the words that left us dumbfounded. "I'm 2--- 223 years old..." What....the fuck...did she just...said?

Sobrang hapdi pa kaya and I know I more than made him happy by doing that. "Do I look like an old man to you?" nakakunot ang noo niyang tanong. He was taking it seriously. I bit my bottom lip para pigilan ang tawa ko. I combed my fingers through his wet hair. Gosh, he doesn't know how gorgeous he looks with his age. Even without his effort ang dami dami ko paring kaagaw sa kanya. "Matanda ka na, ilang years nalang magiging forty then fifty kana. Tapos uugod ugod kana while I'm still young. " I teased.

He was so serious that I was expecting for something, tapos kalokohan na naman pala? I wanted to remind him about his age in case he forgot. Mukha kasing naiwan niya ang utak niya sa highschool days niya. He kept on saying and talking about nonsense things na kailanma'y hindi makakatulong. At hindi iyon gawain ng trente'y anyos at may anak na. I clapped my hands to cut the nonsense topic, "Come, you need to wash your body na. After this, magdi-drink na kayo ng milk." I said as I gestured them to follow me.

Mas lalo na kung ikaw ang subject ng obsession n'ya. "Point taken. Puwede ka ng maging philosoper sa dami ng mga quotable quotes mo. Come to think of it, sisikat ka. If you want to change your career, now's the time." "I'll take that as a compliment, baby doll. But no thanks. Busy ako." Inungusan ko siya. Ang kapal talaga ng apog ng gunggong na 'to. "Humor me. What do normal people do?"

Agad syang napatingin sa akin, na may mapang akusang mata, “You’re exauggerating! I’m only twenty-nine! I worked out, and take care of my body, why would you assume that I’m older than my age, huh?!” Itinaas ko ang pareho ko na mga kamay. Habang natatawa pa rin, “Okay, sorry, sorry, ang bagsik mo naman pag dating sa edad mo, ano ba yan,” “Paano kasi, kung marinig ng iba diba?” he rolled his eyes, at bumalik ang tingin sa tv, kaya mas lalo akong natawa, madalas talaga masarap pag tripan ang isa na to, iniirapan na lang nya ko.

“Yuck! Ganda babae, tulo laway. Kung ako yan, vinaccum ko na yang bibig mo.” “Salamat ha? Mabuti ka talagang kaibigan. Kaya ayaw ko magkwento eh.” Napa-nguso na lang ako. Sama ng ugali eh. “Sos, tampuhin mo naman. Eh bakit crazy old lady tawag niya sayo?” “Ewan ko sa bisugong duling na yun! Duling na nga bulag pa. Hindi daw ako mukhang thirty years old, mukha daw akong singkwenta na tsaka feeling AJ Raval daw ako.”