So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

" Shmue questioned, still staring at me. It made me wince a bit, but I didn't show it and simply kept unpacking the food on the table one by one. While secretly praying to God that Shmue will not notice anything unusual about me. "Yes, but why are you having trouble with the squirrel?" Dum questioned solemnly, and hearing Dum refer to me as a squirrel. Squirrel? I was irritated when I heard Shmue bust out laughing at what he heard Dum call his secretary. Dum, how could you compare me to a squirrel? As though I'm much more attractive with that ridiculous animal.

Well, Dillon could agree with that, for sure. "You talk like the worn out joke 'Time to get a watch' has contributed to the advancement of modern society and culture." Dillon scoffed. "Tell me it ain't a classic joke! That's why it's been so grievously overused since the beginning! Duh, idiot!" "Ugh! I can picture yer beer gut and toupeé already, Daddy!"l "Remember earlier today, when I said I knew you were gonna be insufferable? SHIT, DUDE! I think I'm a psychic!" Tony exclaimed in mock revelation.

It’s only a week away. We walk back and Dimitri is telling his famous dad jokes. He has me laughing so hard my eyes water. Not because his jokes are funny but because of how hard he is laughing at his own jokes. Watching Dimitri thinking he is funnier than Kevin Hart is what makes this hilarious. “Do you see that tree over there?” I nod my head at him. “How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?” “I don’t know. How?” “By the bark.”

He asked again and Olivia didn't know whether to cry or laugh as she was surprised that he knew her full name. “Are you dumb or you're just pretending?” She asked and he paused a moment to think before looking back at her, “my stepmom calls me ‘dumb fatty’ and she's an adult and if adults are always right, it means I'm dumb,” so he nodded at her, “I'm not pretending, I'm really dumb.” This time around, Olivia couldn't hold back her laughter and burst out laughing, drawing attention from the people around who were shocked as well as terrified.

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

how have you been I'm being in hell you dumb fellow let me come out I will poke your face and eat your flesh strange voice : I never thought I will meet one more dumb fellow both brother and sister duo is dumb me : you fool how dare you to call me and my sister dumb you dumb, your mom dumb, your dad dumb, your grandpa dumb, your grandma dumb whole family dumb dare to call my sister and me as dumb I will slit your skin and feed to my co birds remember you nasty guy strange voice : god it's better if you shut your mouth me : where is my sister what you did to her

A clear voice cut him off. I slowly raised my hand and stood up from the back row. “I want to apply too.” The classroom went completely silent for a moment. Then it burst into laughter. “Xena? Is she crazy? She wants to take the provincial exam with a 20-point score?” “She’s just there to make up the numbers, right? Haha.” “She probably can’t even remember the formulas. She’ll just embarrass the school.” Mr. Watson’s smile froze. His brows came together into a deep frown.

Dumb right? I bumped into someone when I took the next turn sending their drink flying out of their hand, and all over my shirt. I reached for her hand to hold her steady, she almost slipped. “Oh, my God, you have no idea how sorry I-” The woman did not even let me land. “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? CAN’T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING? ARE YOU STUPID, OR DUMB, OR JUST PLAIN BLIND?”

as in may S-A-K-I-T I don't feel like fighting, I mean fighting that is tweaked and juggled-- this is a beating heheh, what are you guys thinking about? "What makes you think I'm stupid!?" How did you know? yes, you're really stupid hubby but even so, I didn't regret marrying you because you look like my luck-- Let's not talk about his brain because it's empty, promise I opened it the other day and I was surprised because I didn't see any brain inside his head. Joke, that's just a dream, what are you doing? If I did that, hubby would be dead by now. I don't want him to die yet because I know he's going to die and I'm going to die, it's just a joke again, of course he's going to die, he's not

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”