Knock Knock Pick Up Lines นิยาย & เรื่องราว

"Jumper ka ba, ha?" "Baket?" tanong ko na para bang nagtatanong sa isang pick up line. "Hindi ako nakikipagbiruan sa ’yong malandi ka, ha!" Nagulat ako nang bigla niya akong sampalin. Parang nabingi yata ako sa lakas ng pagkakasampal niya. "Ayan! Bagay sa ’yo ’yan!" I tried to calm myself down. Be patient, self. "Palibhasa ay pareho kayo ng nanay mong kabit--"

No doubt! “Ang sungit talaga. Pero okay lang, maganda naman.” “Huuuy! Pansinin mo naman ako!” “Ang ganda talaga!” “Are you an anion? Because I’m positive we’re meant to be together,” tumawa pa ito sa sariling pick-up line. “Sungit,” bulong nito pero narinig ko naman.

“Kanina gusto mong kalimutan ko na lang siya tapos ngayon gaganti ako. Hirap mong kausap.” “No matter what I say, it is always up to you. Kahit sabihin ko pang barilin mo ang lalaking 'yun,” natatawang wika nito, nagkatinginan silang pareho. “You really looked like someone I know.” “Kapag pick up line 'yan, ihahampas ko sa 'yo ang bote ng alak.” “Silly. Of course not, you looked like someone I know,” he smiled.

Pasimpleng tumingin pa siya sa paligid niya at ng makitang wala namang halos na taong dumadaan ay nagsimula na siyang mag practice. Napatikhim pa muna siya at nanliliit ang matang binasa ang unang pick-up lines. "Bebe loves, ano bang sekreto mo at ang lakas ng tama ko sayo. My love I had for you is so strong that it can't be dialyzed.." Ayy! Super OA naman, hindi bagay parang tunog teenager na kakalabas lang sa saya ng nanay nila. Atsaka hindi lang baduy ang cringe pa.

“And I am not judging nor insulting you, Naila. I just don’t want you ending up with a wrong guy because I know that I’m the right guy for you.” Natawa siya dahil sa huling sinabi nito. Sa totoo lang ay nadadala siya sa ipinapakitang concern nito at kaseryosohan nito. Medyo bumebenta lang sa kanya ang mga corny na pickup lines nito. Yumuko siya ng mataman na naman siyang tignan nito at ngumiti dahil sa tawa niya. “You look more stunning when you laugh.”

nangingiting tanong niya. Napasinghap ako dahil doon. Bahagya akong umatras dahil sa takot na marinig niya ang lakas ng tibok ng puso ko. I've already watched the Kdrama he recommended me at napanood ko na rin ang eksena kung saan ipinaliwanag ang ibig sabihin ng pick up line na iyon. "No..." napapaos na sagot ko. "Okay..." He playfully smirked. "Then, do you like to have a coffee with me instead?"

“Too bad I want you to be mine.” Malakas akong tumawa. “That’s an old pick-up line!” “There,” umayos siya ng tayo at pinakatitigan ulit ako. “You look much more pretty when you laugh. Don’t let that guy ruin that sweet laugh of yours.” “Okay,” tumatawang tumango ako sa kaniya.

"I heard you, lahat ng sinabi mo, narinig ko sa panaginip ko. You think I don't need to? But then I want to. I want to make you smile and do everything for you. I don't want you hurt or take the guilt. So what? I want to smile only at you, take you out, make you laugh. I can't see nothing on it. "I want to always see you, lessen your boredom. Learning the most cringe pick up line and corniest jokes doesn't matter as long as you'll talk to me. So what if I am addicted to your voice? Your smile? Your smell? So what if I want to always be with you like a metal to a magnet?"

Mukhang babanat na naman ng pickup line itong si Cristoff at kailangan ko nang ihanda ang sarili ko. “Hey, are you okay? How would I even know your passcode, Cristoff? Don’t tell me, nalasing ka na agad sa red wine at nakalimutan mo na lang bigla ‘yong passcode mo!” natatawang sabi ko. Sadyang nilagay ko pa talaga ang sariling mga kamay sa baywang ko. I was kind of boastful because I had a very high tolerance in alcohol. “Well, sort of. But your lips already brought me back to my normal condition—my very own mac and cheese,” Cristoff declared as he slightly touched my lips. I wasn’t ready no matter how much I prepared myself to be.

Hindi ba siya nauubusan ng pick-up line? “Ano 'to, free consultation?” sarkastikong tanong ko habang nakapamewang. Ngumisi lang siya habang patuloy pa ring niyayakap ‘yung unan ko, parang sariling bahay lang talaga niya ‘to. “Gusto ko lang naman na safe ka, sweetheart. Baka isang araw gumuho ‘tong kisame sa hallway mo tapos matamaan ka—ayoko no’n.”