Novel & Cerita Pilosopo Tagalog Joke

laughed at the promise. It's probably because I was surprised that a dirty child was clinging to me. Why should I be happy, right? "Naturally, I was surprised, Gen. Maybe later it will be kicked and bitten." "There are no ghosts here. There are no ghosts. There are monsters." This is the answer. "You know, it's amazing that you know folk tales. Do you know the words you use in Tagalog? Can't it be Korean, Japanese, Russian, or Italian... Why Filipino and English?" I asked wonderingly. Of course, I'm Filipino, I just happened to ask here.

Napayuko siya, kagyat na nagsisi kung bakit nagtanong pa. "Huwag po ninyong alalahanin iyon, matagal na na panahon siyang namaalam sa amin." Tumangu-tango na lamang siya, piniling huwag nang pahabain pa ang usapan kasi nagiging awkward na. 'Ang lalim ng salita nila, baka nasa Bulacan ako.' "Anong lugar po ba 'to, Manong Jose? Puro kakahuyan kasi ang nakikita ko."

mabilis kong tanggi at nilagok ang isang baso ng tubig. "What's so bad with my condition?" Napatawa ako ng very awkward at umiling-iling ng very awkward din dahil sa tanong niya. "I have plans and uhh, ayoko pa sanang matali," sagot ko. He grinned. "I just can't imagine that you're the crown princess when you talk like a barbarian." Nanglumbaba siya at mas lalo akong tinitigan. "Ahahahahaha," awkward akong natawa. "Was that a joke, your Majesty?"

he sounded like a disappointed kid. Wait!? Kinain mo yung acid balls? But how? “How did you eat that thing?!” I can’t help but be exaggerate. Sino bang hindi magugulat? Someone could eat an acid ball! A freaking acid ball! “Swallowed…” My right eyebrow twitched for a moment dahil sa sagot nito. Napaka-pilosopong bata! Relax Nina, bata yan wag mong patulan. Mas matanda ka at mas malawak ang pag-iisip kaya relax. Take a deep breath.

Palihim naman siyang napangiti. "Bakit gising ka pa?" mahinang tanong ng lalaki sa kaniya. Hindi naman mapigilan ni Yesha ang kiligin sa boses nito. "Kasi hindi pa ako antok?" pilosopo niyang tanong dito. Natawa naman ang lalaki sa kaniyang kalokohan. Mukhang dito na lang talaga sila lalong sumasaya. "Psh, you okay?"

Don’t tell me this is about Cebu? “About what you said earlier. What was the answer? I have a feeling that I wasn’t able to fully grasp the whole premise of the joke.” Laglag ang balikat na tumitig ako sa kaharap. I thought this is about that night but who am I kidding right? Gusto kong humalakhak sa kagagahan ko. Here I am standing awkwardly in front of the nation’s crown price, asked about the stupid things pero mas inuuna ko pang pagde-daydream.

At heto siya, dadalo pa ng kasal nito. Hindi siya isang santo. Mas lalong hindi rin siya isang anghel na nalaglag dito sa lupa. Pero siya ang tinaguriang “Pambansang Good Boy ng Pilipinas”, “Nation’s Second Leading Man”, “Pambansang Bestfriend”, “Friendzone Expert” at iba pa. In short, pambansang thirdwheel.

Sarcastic kong tanong. Napangiti siya. "You can look at it, pero I have to make sure you're killed kapag may pinagsabihan ka ng mga nilalaman niyan." "Ganun kahalaga ang laman nito?" Hindi ko napigilan na tumawa sa sagot niya. Masyadong brutal ang nasa isip ng taong ito. "Joke lang!" Kengkoy nitong sagot pero hindi pa rin nawala ang pagkapormal ng kanyang aura. "These are the list of underground transactions. Walang dapat makakaalam na meron tayo nito."

Could he be a scammer? : Kakaiba ka, hindi ako makapaniwala na makakaramdam ako ng ganito. (You're different, I couldn't believe I could feel this way.) I am shocked that he can speak Tagalog. I didn't think I could talk to anyone else who was good at Tagalog except Fritz, Ev, and my parents. : Are you Filipino? You can speak Tagalog... A few minutes passed without anyone replying so I just put my phone down again and closed my eyes.

bakit siya sumisigaw? "ETO NA MALILIGO PALANG PO." sigaw ko din at ngumisi 'tagalan ko kaya para mas exiting. Dahan dahan lang ang pag ligo dahil baka mamaya madulas ako at baka dito na ang katapusan kaya kailangan mag ingat lalo na't alam kong may demonyong nag hihintay sa labas. "P*****A CHESKA BILISAN MO." "P*****A TYRONE MANYAK MAG HINTAY KA."