Sarcastically Pronunciation Novels & Stories

He’s squeezing my arm tightly na para bang gusto niyang doon ibunton ang galit sa braso ko. “Hanggang hawak lang ba sa braso ang gagawin mo ngayon?!” I shouted sarcastically. Gusto kong magwala. Fuck! “Bakit hindi mo ako saktan, Cedric? Hindi ba, doon ka magaling? Sa pananakit sa akin?”

Sarcastic kong pahayag habang sinimulan ko nang mag-mop ng sahig. "Oops! Sorry, Couz. Doon na lang muna kami sa labas para hintayin kang matapos dito, and you may continue your steamy moment together later. Ahehehe, bilisan mo ha? Yung paglilinis. Hahaha!" Sabi ni Sander habang natatawa na parang bruha at hila hila sina Pryce at Ali, and with that, I sharply glared at her. Humanda ka talaga sa akin mamaya.

Try me. "Masiyado ka naman yatang nagiging harsh, Miss." Sinubukan kong huwag magpadala sa sigaw niya. I'm not stupid, I just did it with purpose. Ang magpapansin sa 'yo... Allison sarcastically smiled at me. Napalunok ulit ako. "Kasalanan ko ba? Kung nag-iingat ka sana—"

sarkastiko kong saad sa kaibigan ko pero tinawanan lang ako nito at pinagpatuloy ang pag-aalis ng hospital gown ko. “Ikaw na nga ang tinutulungan, ikaw pa ang galit diyan. How sad talaga, me na nga yung nag-c-care for you,”nakangisi nitong saad sa ‘kin. How pitiful of her, note the sarcasm please. “Thank you for caring my dearest bestfriend, come here I’m gonna give you my sweetest kiss,” nakangisi ko ding saad kay Nat na nakangiwi na sa harapan ko. That’s what you get girl, you started it, I’ll definitely finish this.

Sarcastic kong sagot habang sa baba pa rin ang tingin ko. "W-What?" Saglit siyang natigilan at nakakairita siyang tumawa. Mukhang na get niya ang sagot ko. Buti naman dahil wala akong time mag lecture sa hipon. And I don't speak prawn language. "Yeah, obviously wala kang kasama hahahaha I'm so dumb my god!" "Buti alam mo." "Come again?"

iritableng tanong niya sa akin ng buksan niya ang bintana ng kotse niya. I mimic the way he said those words bago sumakay ng kotse niya."Aarte pa sasakay din naman." he sarcastically said at taas kilay ko siyang binalingan. "Pake mo?" I asked sarcastically. "Parang kagabi lang mukha kang inosente then all of the sudden bigla kang naging masungit na bruha." he said na tila nagpausok ng ilong at tenga ko.

Kaya bago pa ako e-betray ng isipan ko ay agad ko ng inalis ang emosyon sa aking mukha. “Okay from being trapped in here? Or should I say kidnapped, or nearly raped, you make it clear,” I told him with a sarcastic sweet voice and a f*ckingly sarcastic fake smile. Siguro naman ay beyond obvious na iyong ipinakita kong pagka disgusto.

"What if I'm annoyed?" "When you're annoyed, you can be sarcastic but not too much... I mean it depends on the reason why you're annoyed." "Thank God, I thought I should smile politely even when I'm pissed. That was a relief!" Ginulo ko ang buhok nya. "You're so cute!" "Don't mess up with my hair kasi ikaw din naman po ang mag-aayos nyan!" she said sarcastically. "You're applying our lesson already... I see."

"Fuck,you Loisa." "Oh,Gosh! sorry I'm no tomboy." "Loisa,dont push her button. " humalakhak si Cassy. "Stop it! It's not funny." I said irritatedly. "Cr muna ako." Paalam ko at tumayo. Nagpanik silang dalawa. "Hey, napikon ka? Were just kidding." Aniya ni Loisa. I smirked." Why would I?' I'm too pretty for that shit." I said sarcasticaly.

“If I were you, I would stop that hobby of glaring at people. You wouldn’t make friends with that attitude.” Hindi ko napigilang matawa sa sinabi niya. “You’re one to talk, you psychotic robot. You have no friends either.” Napatigil ito sa pag-type nang marinig ang sinabi ko. “H-Hindi ka sigurado.” Did he just stutter? I smiled. “Oh! Pres, don’t tell me you got offended with that ‘FACT’,” I said sarcastically. Diniin ko ang huling sinabi ko with matching pag-kuwit ng daliri. “But you really have no friends, right?”