Short Comedy Quotes Mga Nobela at Kwento

Hindi sinipot si Jheanne Estofa ng long-time-boyfriend niyang si Hugo Makatarungan sa araw mismo ng kanilang kasal. Pinagpalit siya nito sa bestfriend niyang si Jana Salvacion.  With her wedding dress, ruined makeup and bleeding heart, she left the Church to a shopping mall just to escape the pain for a while.     Until she banged this big man beggar on the sidewalk the night she decided to go home.  Ang pulubi ay matangkad, matikas ang pangangatawan at guwapo, ngunit walang kasing baho! Sa hindi malamang kadahilanan ay kinaladkad niya ang pulubi at dinala sa kanyang condo. Pinaliguan, pinakain at binigyan ng pangalan.  ‘Ubi’  is short for pulubi. And because she wanted to take revenge on his ex-boyfriend, she used the beggar as her fiancé—para ipamukha sa ex-boyfriend niyang si Hugo na kaya niya rin gawin ang ginawa nito sa kanya. But soon, Jheanne found herself in love with Ubi.  At kung kailan natutunan na niya itong mahalin ay saka naman ito biglang nawala. At nang muli silang magkita ay hindi na siya kilala ni Ubi.

Elijah Capistrano-- a well known playboy and happy-go-lucky guy na walang ibang ginawa kung hindi ang magpa-iyak at maglaro ng damdamin ng mga kababaihan. Paano kung isang araw ay ipilit sa kaniya ng kaniyang ama na ipakasal siya sa babaeng hindi naman niya gusto-- at ang worst pa ay hindi naman talaga isang tunay na babae kung hindi isang tomboy na mas babaero pa yata kaysa sa kaniya. Si Alexis Montecillo-- ang astig na tomboy na anak ng bestfriend ng daddy niya. Paano kaya niya mapapa-ibig ang babae kung para itong isang tigre sa katapangan? Makuha kaya niyang mapalambot ang matigas nitong puso at mapaamo ito? O ito ang unang makapagpapa-amo sa mapaglaro niyang puso?

In a terrible tragedy, Alona did not expect to meet Kenneth again, the man she fell in love with a year ago. A big responsibility will be given to both of them where they will take care of a child and become its parents. Will Alona be able to avoid the playful whip of fate on them or will she let fate make a way to resume her love with Kenneth that was cut off due to a delusion. Did she survive co-parenting with a playboy?

*A romantic comedy with a heart-tugging twist — following a lighthearted yet challenging journey of love, sacrifice, and unexpected family. A tale of a simple girl thrust into a fake marriage, sudden motherhood, and a boss whose heart may be harder to win than she thought.* ********* "Marry me, you'll get money for your mother's surgery, and I get a wife to face my family." Napatitig si Tin kay Xander. Kinakalkula niya bawat katagang binitiwan nito. Seryoso ba ang lalake sa sinasabi? Guwapo si Xander. Walang babaeng tatanggi kahit sino ang alukin nito ng kasal. Maraming magaganda at mas sosyalin na babae na umaaligid dito. Kaya napatanong siya. Bakit siya? Isang probinsiyana na hanggang higschool lang ang natapos ang inaaya nitong pakasalan. "Sige..." Pumayag siyang maging asawa ng isang Xander Dela Vega. Pero hindi lamang pala pagiging asawa ang magiging papel niya sa buhay nito. Dahil ipinagpilitan ng Lola nito na magtrabaho siya sa kompanya bilang secretary ng lalake. "And by the way..." Kinuha nito bigla ang isang sanggol sa pangangalaga ng isang babae. Pagkatapos ng kanilang kasal ay sa isang ampunan naman sila pumunta. "From now on, you're his mommy..." Nanlaki ang mga mata ni Tin. Wala sa usapan nila ang pagiging instant mommy niya. Pero paano kung mapamahal si Tin sa bata maging sa ama nito? Paano niya susukilin ang damdamin na umuusbong kung may hangganan naman ang kanilang kontrata? Kaya bang ipaglaban ni Tin ang pamilyang nabuo sa kontrata pero minahal at inalagaan niya? O susukuan niya iyon dahil natapos na ang pagiging instant wife at instant mommy niya? ***** "Pinakasalan mo lamang naman ako dahil inakala mong mabibilog mo ang ulo ko. Dahil ano? Hamak na probinsiya lang ako! Madaling maloko. Madaling paikutin! Nagkakamali ka! Dahil hindi ako bobo, Xander. Hindi ako tanga para gaguhin mo!"—TIN.

First Generation: Entangled Hearts Series #1 Anak nang isang kilalang business owner si Katherine Victoria Von Schmitt. Matapos niyang magbakasyon sa ibang bansa, umuwi kaagad siya sa Pilipinas, at dumiretso sa kanilang bahay. Ngunit hindi niya inaasahan na may naghihintay pa lang malaking problema sa kaniya. Her father was using illegal drugs, got addicted to gambling, and drank liquor as if his life depended on it. Ang nakaiinis pa ay walang alam si Katherine sa mga bisyo ng kaniyang ama. Kung hindi pa dumating ang mga lalaking hindi pamilyar sa kanilang bahay, baka habang-buhay ‘yon itatago ng kaniyang ama. “Your father had a huge debt, Miss Von Schmitt.” Para siyang pinagbagsakan nang langit, at lupa. Ni hindi niya alam kung paano magre-react, dahil sa kaniyang narinig. Nagkaroon sila nang malaking utang, at imposible raw na mabayaran niya ‘yon. Millions din ‘yon, at malaki ang interest kaya mas lalong lumalaki ang utang ng kaniyang ama. “Sign the damn document, Miss Victoria. Be my contracted wife and carry my child,” he mumbled dangerously. “Once you fulfill your duty, you will be free from this setup. You’re not going to pay his debt anymore.”

"The angel you saw on television? A lie. I am something far darker. Call me the Devil if you like. It suits me." - Rowan Zaroza Appearances is a deciever, iyan ang tumatak sa isipan ni Happy nang makilala na niya ang tunay na kulay ng sikat at kilalang actor na si Rowan Zaroza. Ang mabait at gentle character nito na pinapakita sa harap ng maraming tao ay taliwas sa kung paano nakilala ni Happy ang bago niyang babantayan bilang manager nito. Paano iha-handle ni Happy ang kaniyang sitwasyon lalo na at hindi niya namamalayan na nahuhulog na siya kay Rowan na hindi isang pangkaraniwang artista lamang.

She's my childhood friend. My favorite obsession. I wasn’t supposed to feel this way about her. She was meant to be off-limits, that I could treasure but never touch. But the more I watch her, the more I crave her. She’s mine, whether she realizes it or not. I’ll pull her into my world, wrap her in my obsession, until she’s as consumed by me as I am by her. And when that moment comes, when she finally sees me for who I am now, there’ll be no turning back. Because some obsessions aren’t meant to be fought, they’re meant to be fulfilled.

“W-Why are you here? I already did what you wanted, didn’t I? I thought we had a deal?” Nina’s voice trembled as she blinked in disbelief. “I don’t negotiate, darling. You don’t get to decide what I do to you.” Hades smirked, his tone laced with amusement at her confusion and fear. “I’m not playing games with you, Hades! Please, just leave my house!” “Too bad. I can’t.” His smile darkened. “Now, are you going to be a good girl, or keep pretending to be feisty?” “Get out! Now!” Nina tried to slam the door, but Hades shoved it open, forcing his way inside. “No! Let me go! You’re hurting me!” He dragged her into the living room as she struggled to free herself from his tight grip. Her wrists burned under his hold. Then, with brutal force, he threw her onto the couch—hard enough that she stumbled and lost her balance. Hades stepped closer, his shadow swallowing the light between them. “Now… strip,” he said darkly. “I'm going to fuck you till you can't walk” Author’s Note: My first attempt at bringing a story to life. Thank you for reading!

A mistaken kiss. A ruined engagement. A contract that changed everything. When small-town doctor Mirabelle Santos accidentally kisses a stranger in Manila, she unknowingly shatters the engagement of billionaire Jiro Del Fierro. To protect his reputation, Jiro forces her into a one-year contract as his substitute wife. Living under one roof with the cold and dangerous Jiro was supposed to be a nightmare—until secrets unravel, feelings grow, and a past filled with lies, betrayal, and stolen identities threatens to destroy them both. Would love survive despite of all hindrances that traps their way?

When Alina’s parents announced that their business was bankrupt, akala niya tapos na ang mundo niya. She thought there was no way out, no hope for her family—until Adamon Salvatore walked into their house. The youngest billionaire in the country, kilalang cold-hearted at mysterious, made them an offer they couldn’t refuse: he will save their company, pero kailangan siyang pakasalan ni Alina. Out of desperation and love for her parents, Alina said yes. The marriage made headlines. Their business was saved. Everyone thought she was living her perfect life—luxury, power, and a handsome husband beside her. But behind that glamorous world was a truth darker than anything she imagined. Adamon is not just a billionaire. He is a mafia king. Ang akala ni Alina kaya niyang tiisin ang bagong buhay, until she discovered secrets that could destroy her. She tried to escape—pero hinabol siya ni Adamon para ibalik, ngunit may mga tao ring gustong humabol sa kanya nang malamang siya ang asawa nito. Worse, habang lumalayo siya, mas lalo siyang nahuhulog sa lalaking dapat niyang katakutan. Saan siya tatakbo, if her heart screams that her home is in Adamon’s arm yet she is afraid of his world.