Novel & Cerita Short Comedy Quotes

Hindi sinipot si Jheanne Estofa ng long-time-boyfriend niyang si Hugo Makatarungan sa araw mismo ng kanilang kasal. Pinagpalit siya nito sa bestfriend niyang si Jana Salvacion.  With her wedding dress, ruined makeup and bleeding heart, she left the Church to a shopping mall just to escape the pain for a while.     Until she banged this big man beggar on the sidewalk the night she decided to go home.  Ang pulubi ay matangkad, matikas ang pangangatawan at guwapo, ngunit walang kasing baho! Sa hindi malamang kadahilanan ay kinaladkad niya ang pulubi at dinala sa kanyang condo. Pinaliguan, pinakain at binigyan ng pangalan.  ‘Ubi’  is short for pulubi. And because she wanted to take revenge on his ex-boyfriend, she used the beggar as her fiancé—para ipamukha sa ex-boyfriend niyang si Hugo na kaya niya rin gawin ang ginawa nito sa kanya. But soon, Jheanne found herself in love with Ubi.  At kung kailan natutunan na niya itong mahalin ay saka naman ito biglang nawala. At nang muli silang magkita ay hindi na siya kilala ni Ubi.

Elijah Capistrano-- a well known playboy and happy-go-lucky guy na walang ibang ginawa kung hindi ang magpa-iyak at maglaro ng damdamin ng mga kababaihan. Paano kung isang araw ay ipilit sa kaniya ng kaniyang ama na ipakasal siya sa babaeng hindi naman niya gusto-- at ang worst pa ay hindi naman talaga isang tunay na babae kung hindi isang tomboy na mas babaero pa yata kaysa sa kaniya. Si Alexis Montecillo-- ang astig na tomboy na anak ng bestfriend ng daddy niya. Paano kaya niya mapapa-ibig ang babae kung para itong isang tigre sa katapangan? Makuha kaya niyang mapalambot ang matigas nitong puso at mapaamo ito? O ito ang unang makapagpapa-amo sa mapaglaro niyang puso?

In a terrible tragedy, Alona did not expect to meet Kenneth again, the man she fell in love with a year ago. A big responsibility will be given to both of them where they will take care of a child and become its parents. Will Alona be able to avoid the playful whip of fate on them or will she let fate make a way to resume her love with Kenneth that was cut off due to a delusion. Did she survive co-parenting with a playboy?

She's my childhood friend. My favorite obsession. I wasn’t supposed to feel this way about her. She was meant to be off-limits, that I could treasure but never touch. But the more I watch her, the more I crave her. She’s mine, whether she realizes it or not. I’ll pull her into my world, wrap her in my obsession, until she’s as consumed by me as I am by her. And when that moment comes, when she finally sees me for who I am now, there’ll be no turning back. Because some obsessions aren’t meant to be fought, they’re meant to be fulfilled.

A mistaken kiss. A ruined engagement. A contract that changed everything. When small-town doctor Mirabelle Santos accidentally kisses a stranger in Manila, she unknowingly shatters the engagement of billionaire Jiro Del Fierro. To protect his reputation, Jiro forces her into a one-year contract as his substitute wife. Living under one roof with the cold and dangerous Jiro was supposed to be a nightmare—until secrets unravel, feelings grow, and a past filled with lies, betrayal, and stolen identities threatens to destroy them both. Would love survive despite of all hindrances that traps their way?

"The angel you saw on television? A lie. I am something far darker. Call me the Devil if you like. It suits me." - Rowan Zaroza Appearances is a deciever, iyan ang tumatak sa isipan ni Happy nang makilala na niya ang tunay na kulay ng sikat at kilalang actor na si Rowan Zaroza. Ang mabait at gentle character nito na pinapakita sa harap ng maraming tao ay taliwas sa kung paano nakilala ni Happy ang bago niyang babantayan bilang manager nito. Paano iha-handle ni Happy ang kaniyang sitwasyon lalo na at hindi niya namamalayan na nahuhulog na siya kay Rowan na hindi isang pangkaraniwang artista lamang.

Handa na si Lara ibigay ang kaniyang pagkababae sa lalaking hindi naman niya kilala, dahil sa ginawa ng kaniyang boyfriend na pagtataksil. Hindi lang naibigay ni Lara ang gusto ng kaniyang boyfriend ay sa iba nito ginawa at sa kaibigan pa niya. Mabibingwit ni Lara si Ranch Coner, sa isang hindi inaasahan na pagtatagpo, sa kandungan lang naman ni Ranch. Ngunit akala ni Lara iyon na ang huli nilang pagkikita dahil ang kanilang muling pagkikita ay hindi mapaniwalaan ni Lara na ganung uring tao si Ranch Coner.

First Generation: Entangled Hearts Series #1 Anak nang isang kilalang business owner si Katherine Victoria Von Schmitt. Matapos niyang magbakasyon sa ibang bansa, umuwi kaagad siya sa Pilipinas, at dumiretso sa kanilang bahay. Ngunit hindi niya inaasahan na may naghihintay pa lang malaking problema sa kaniya. Her father was using illegal drugs, got addicted to gambling, and drank liquor as if his life depended on it. Ang nakaiinis pa ay walang alam si Katherine sa mga bisyo ng kaniyang ama. Kung hindi pa dumating ang mga lalaking hindi pamilyar sa kanilang bahay, baka habang-buhay ‘yon itatago ng kaniyang ama. “Your father had a huge debt, Miss Von Schmitt.” Para siyang pinagbagsakan nang langit, at lupa. Ni hindi niya alam kung paano magre-react, dahil sa kaniyang narinig. Nagkaroon sila nang malaking utang, at imposible raw na mabayaran niya ‘yon. Millions din ‘yon, at malaki ang interest kaya mas lalong lumalaki ang utang ng kaniyang ama. “Sign the damn document, Miss Victoria. Be my contracted wife and carry my child,” he mumbled dangerously. “Once you fulfill your duty, you will be free from this setup. You’re not going to pay his debt anymore.”

When Alina’s parents announced that their business was bankrupt, akala niya tapos na ang mundo niya. She thought there was no way out, no hope for her family—until Adamon Salvatore walked into their house. The youngest billionaire in the country, kilalang cold-hearted at mysterious, made them an offer they couldn’t refuse: he will save their company, pero kailangan siyang pakasalan ni Alina. Out of desperation and love for her parents, Alina said yes. The marriage made headlines. Their business was saved. Everyone thought she was living her perfect life—luxury, power, and a handsome husband beside her. But behind that glamorous world was a truth darker than anything she imagined. Adamon is not just a billionaire. He is a mafia king. Ang akala ni Alina kaya niyang tiisin ang bagong buhay, until she discovered secrets that could destroy her. She tried to escape—pero hinabol siya ni Adamon para ibalik, ngunit may mga tao ring gustong humabol sa kanya nang malamang siya ang asawa nito. Worse, habang lumalayo siya, mas lalo siyang nahuhulog sa lalaking dapat niyang katakutan. Saan siya tatakbo, if her heart screams that her home is in Adamon’s arm yet she is afraid of his world.

Para makuha ang kanyang mana at maupo bilang CEO, isang bagay lang ang hinihingi kay Eirah Salvatore— magbuntis sa loob ng dalawang buwan. Isang kondisyon na sumira sa lahat ng prinsipyo niya bilang isang babae at bilang tagapagmana ng kanilang pangalan. Sa gitna ng desperasyon, gumawa siya ng isang desisyong hindi na niya mababawi— isang gabi kasama ang isang lalaking hindi niya kilala. Isang gabing puno ng init, pagnanasa, at pagkakamaling akala niya ay mananatiling lihim habambuhay. Ngunit ang lalaking iyon ay hindi basta estranghero. Siya si Black Zevian Del Fierro—isang makapangyarihan, mapanganib, at kinatatakutang Mafia King… at ang mismong lalaking papasok sa buhay niya bilang business partner. Sa muling pagtatagpo ng kanilang mundo—sa loob ng boardroom at sa likod ng saradong pinto— hindi lang kapangyarihan ang magbabanggaan… kundi pati damdamin at mga lihim na pilit nilang tinatago. Dahil sa isang gabing iyon, hindi lang katawan niya ang maaaring nakatali… kundi ang buong buhay niya—sa lalaking hindi niya kayang takasan.