Chat Pacaran Lucu

Karra Chintya Putri tak pernah bermimpi menikah diumur yang masih sangat muda. Tapi mimpi buruk itu harus menjadi nyata sang Ayah sakit dan memintanya menikahi pemuda lebih dewasa darinya. Seno Rio Fankandri seorang pria galak, kaku, dan to the point, Seno tidak pernah pacaran apalagi jatuh cinta. Demi membahagiakan orang tuanya, mau tidak mau Seno menerima perjodohannya dengan Karra yang tak lain muridnya sendiri.

Kisah perjodohan yang tak disetujui pihak tokoh laki-laki, tapi pihak perempuan yang cerdas, tulus dan lucu tak putus asa begitu saja. Karena pihak laki-laki sebenarnya mantan dari tokoh perempuan yang putus karena salah paham. Perubahan sikap laki-laki yang dingin, ketus mengharuskan tokoh perempuan berjuang lebih keras lagi. Namun, cerita ini dikemas menjadi cerita yang romantis dan lucu.

Ini kisah yang aku tulis tentang kepergian atau wafatnya Istriku, penuh nuansa kisah haru ada lucu dan bermakna dalam sebuah rumah tangga, kisah awal saat mengenal hingga sampai wafat Istriku, tawa canda sedih dan bahagia disetiap cerita aku tuangkan secara sederhana, bersama juga aku lampirkan beberapa indahnya pahala menikah. Ya karena ibadah paling lama itu adalah menikah.

On the tenth day of my postpartum recovery, my husband, Deputy Commander Harvey Wyatt, uploads a photo of me breastfeeding my newborn in a disheveled state to the department's group chat. Obviously, that photo was taken without my knowledge. "See? After having a kid, she's as loose as a sack. It makes me sick just looking at her. I much prefer my side piece, who's nice and tight." A few female colleagues send sweating emojis to the group. The majority of the chat, however, consists of the male colleagues' perverse silence. While I continue to burp my baby with one hand, my tears land on the screen. In order to give birth to this baby, my pelvic bone was sawn in half, which causes me so much pain that I can't even walk properly. But all I get in return is my own husband body-shaming me in front of hundreds of people. I don't bother arguing with Harvey at all. Half an hour later, I drag my broken body all the way to the commander's office with a divorce agreement as well as the chat history over the past ten days, which has been printed out, in my hands.

Kisah yang menyakitkan, ternyata membawa Janda cantik bernama Della Mahardika bertemu dengan pemuda perjaka bernama Dimas Anggara. Mereka dipertemukan dengan cara yang lucu, kepahitan masa lalu membawa cinta di antara mereka. "Ada yang mengatakan padaku, cinta memang butuh pengorbanan, tapi jika dimanfaatkan dengan mengatasnamakan cinta, itu namanya pembodohan cinta!" ~Dimas. Lalu, bagaimana kisah mereka selanjutnya? akankah semulus jalan tol yang bebas hambatan?

Jarek yanked me into his arms squeezing me tightly. "That is not how that works here." His hand had moved to my skin sending those same tingles through my body. I tried to shove back but he held me tighter. "Mine!" He growled sticking his nose in my throat. "My mate. No one will hurt you again." "She is not yours!" Ajax growled shoving us apart with me flying behind him. "See? Like a possession." Having been homeless since your were 14 means you can handle pretty much anything and everyone. That was until two giants show up trying to kill you on someone's orders while a and Demon wolf shifter show up telling you that you have family left alive and you are magical just like them. That family is waiting for you at a school for the supernatural because that is what you are. Ready to be done with it all but your bestfriend who is a big mutt is injured so you go with them. You want her fixed and a chat with this so called grandpa. It might end up being a violent chat but no one has ever called you a lady. Doesn't help that you felt mate tingles with one of the guys and the rest of their friends are hot as sin. This is not where life was supposed to take you but you are down for the ride.

Bagaimana rasanya ketika jiwa suami berada dalam raga istrinya yang sedang mengandung dan akan dipoligami? Ulfa dan Abraham adalah suami istri yang mengalami kecelakaan sehingga mengakibatkan jiwanya terperangkap dalam raga suaminya tatkala siuman. Hal-hal lucu terjadi karena tak terbiasa dengan status dan genre asal. Apa rahasia-rahasia yang ditutupi oleh suaminya yang akan diketahui oleh Ulfa ketika ia hidup dalam raga suaminya?

I had been the company's top sales performer—the kind who brought in tens of millions in revenue. But just because I hadn't praised my boss' girlfriend in the company group chat, she fired me without hesitation and replaced me with her cousin. Not long after, the company's sales dropped straight to zero. That was when she had come to my door on her own to apologize. "Please, come back," she had begged. "My boyfriend said he'll break up with me if you don't return."

“Bapak mau nggak tidur sama saya?” Gista tahu permintaannya gila. Tapi sebagai penulis dewasa yang belum pernah pacaran dan terus-menerus dikritik tulisannya terlalu ‘kering’, ia kepepet. Ancaman lay-off membuatnya nekat mencari pengalaman—secara langsung. Akash Salim, CEO dingin sekaligus pemenang penghargaan, awalnya menolak tawaran gila itu. Sampai satu insiden membuatnya menolong Gista dari riset gila. “Kamu tahu, untuk bisa bercinta, seorang pria harus tegang?”

My husband was out cold. Middle of the night, his phone lit up on the nightstand—chat app blowing up. I leaned over and grabbed it, quiet as a breath. Messages from someone named 'Viv.' Her last one? [Goodnight, Matt.] I had my fingerprint saved, but I'd never used it. Six years of trust. Six years of believing he was loyal—maybe too awkward to cheat. But something felt off. So I tapped in. And just like that, I opened Pandora's box. My heart? Tanked.