Aging Humor Quotes

Danu pulang membawa satu kantong plastik daging setelah merantau selama delapan bulan. Widia--istri Danu--diperintahkan oleh suaminya untuk langsung memasak daging bawaannya. Widia sempat bertanya daging apa yang dibawa oleh Danu. Suaminya tak lantas memberi tahu. Widia pun tetap harus memasak meski tidak mengetahui daging apa yang akan ia rebus. Widia tak sengaja memergoki suaminya berdesis di depan panci sup daging dengan menyebut nama wanita yang dikabarkan hilang selama delapan bulan. Tentu saja, Widia terlonjak kaget dan lantas menyimpulkan bahwa itu adalah daging misterius yang perlu diselidiki. Setelah Widia menemukan bukti-bukti terkait kejanggalan daging tersebut. Ia pun berniat untuk menyelidiki dan mengungkap kejahatan apa yang telah dilakukan suaminya selama di perantauan. Sekaligus berusaha pergi meninggalkan suami yang sering berprilaku kasar terhadapnya. Mampukah Widia membuktikan bahwa suaminya adalah orang seorang penjahat? Berhasilkah Widia melepaskan diri belenggy kekejaman suaminya?

SABOTAGING MY WALKOUT QUEEN BOOK 1: FATED TO LOVE HER "How long do you have to convince yourself that you don't love her anymore?" David believed to have been hurt by the same woman twice, leaving him with no other option but to hate her for the succeeding days of his life. [You can listen to my international radio interview in the U.K. here: https://soundcloud.com/ian-johnson-75/friday-31st-october-fridays-afternoon-evening-late-show-1029pm-1208am-uk-time-part-4 (29:00 to 33:00)]

Ang boyfriend ko ay itinuturing na prince charming sa aming social circle, ngunit sa selebrasyon ng kaarawan ko sa isang yate, tinulak niya ako sa dagat para lang magpakitang-gilas sa isa pang babae mula sa aming university, pinagtawanan nila ang takot ko sa tubig. Lingid sa kaalaman niya, mayroon akong aquaphobia. Dahil dito, sinugod ako sa ICU habang nagawa naman niyang makuha ang puso ng campus belle. Noong nagising ako, nasa tabi ko siya at humihingi ng kapatawaran, ngunit wala akong ideya kung sino siya. “Pasensya na, kilala ba kita?” Tanong ko, takang-taka ako. Pinaliwanag ng doktor na nawala ang ibang alaala ko. Subalit, patuloy niyang ipinagpilitan na siya ang boyfriend ko. Hindi ko napigilang makipagtalo sa kanya. “Imposible! Si Raleigh Landon ang boyfriend ko!” Alam ng lahat na si Raleigh Landon ang pinakamumuhian niyang kaaway.

SABOTAGING MY WALKOUT QUEEN BOOK 2: VEXED TO RUIN HER "How long do you have to ruin the woman who once became your world?" David and Athena had to meet again in a corporate world after certain years of hating and forgetting each other. Athena's heart is up for peace and reconciliation, but David’s mind is full of war and retaliation. [Note: This is Book 2. Do not flip the pages of this book if you haven't read Book 1, which is Sabotaging My Walkout Queen. You can listen to my international radio interview in the U.K. here: https://soundcloud.com/ian-johnson-75/friday-31st-october-fridays-afternoon-evening-late-show-1029pm-1208am-uk-time-part-4 (29:00 to 33:00)]

In a span of seconds, minutes, hours, days, and years. Something might happen to you that will change your life. In which Ember Brefew agreed to have a dinner with the cruel and richest bachelor in the city of Manila, Hidalgo Edralin to get their company's biggest project but ended up getting stood up. One fateful night, all of the unfortunate things entered her life. And all she could do is accept it. How will she survive?

MANAGING MAGES: Hawk had been tormenting me as long as I could remember. I was a young mage and my power was still growing. But they thrust me under his watch in the service to our Warlord. And damn him for enjoying every moment he can torment me. Every time I think my power strong enough to challenge him, he finds new ways to torture me. He's told me that I'm his little prey and he'll be kinder when I succumb to him but I've vowed to never let the overbearing, insufferable cad put a hand on my bare skin. It's a battle of wills and wits. He may be more clever but I'm certainly more stubborn! But one thing I've learned about Hawk, never underestimate his conniving...I should've known better than to challenge him. After all, he's made a name for himself by his skill in Managing Mages. But beyond him there is an even bigger problem. Warlord: The Commander of the Mage's Guild. A ruthless killer who leaves a dark mist in his wake. Escaping the Mage's Guild would mean challenging Warlord himself. A dangerous endeavor. WARLORD'S WARD He came into our village like a shadow. A Dark Mage with the most powerful magic in all the realm. King Detry merely calls him Warlord. And he owns that title. Leaving wreckage in his wake. But for me, he had other plans. His cutting blue eyes seeing straight through my disguise. As his slave, his mere plaything, I'll learn the true darkness of magic without conscience. Anything he wants of me, he takes. Anything he wants me to do. I am willed to do with the flick of his hand. His power is an all consuming whirlwind. And I'm just the pretty butterfly caught in it.

Sa unang araw ko ng trabaho, isa sa mga bago kong katrabaho ang nagpapakita sa amin ng mga senyales na siya ang anak ng chairman. Sumipsip at pinuri siya ng lahat nang marinig nila iyon. At hindi pa rito nagtatapos ang lahat—dahil pinalabas din nila na isa akong sugar baby ng isang mayamang matanda! Galit akong tumawag sa chairman. “Tinawag ka nilang matanda na may sugar baby, Dad!”

Hilal seorang ustadz yang dikagumi oleh jamaahnya. Dia berqurban tiga ekor kambing dan membiarkan istrinya kelaparan di hari raya idul adha. Hilal bahkan menikahi janda muda yang cantik bernama Suci.

Rianti bersedia menjadi ibu pengasuh bahkan mengadopsi anak yang di asuhnya. Bagaimana perasaannya kalau putra yang di sayangi sepenuh hati ternyata darah daging suaminya sendiri? Akankah Rianti memaafkan Syarif yang telah mengkhianatinya?

Sixteen years old spoilt brat, with weird quotes from her diary, Katherine Amelia Jones is being stripped off her position as the only child when her Dad remarries a woman with five children, who she develops this sudden hatred for. From being bullied to getting wanted and longed for, by her bully, her step brother.Things takes a sullen turn when she finally lets her guard down and gets involved in a proscriptive relationship with the eldest male of her step siblings.***A mind blowing story filled with suspense. Totally worth reading.