Aging Humor Quotes

All she wanted was a child. Not a husband. Not a relationship. Just one last thing to cross off her bucket list. Single since birth and proud of it, she's the youngest of five, a professor, a homeowner, and completely content with her quiet, independent life—until a drunken night out flips her world upside down. What was supposed to be one reckless, out-of-character mistake turns into something far more complicated when she discovers she’s pregnant… and the father is none other than Poseidon Atticus Koznetzov—elusive billionaire, CEO of Koznetzov Industries, and a man she never expected to see again. Now he’s back—and he wants answers. Caught between her carefully planned life and a powerful man who doesn’t take no for an answer, she must decide. Will she keep him at arm’s length and raise her child on her own… or let herself fall into the kind of love she never wanted in the first place?

"I want a divorce, Liora," said Noah Anderson. Liora never expected to be divorced by her husband—especially after he had an affair with her best friend, Bella. To make things worse, Noah had taken out a huge loan from the bank using Liora’s name as collateral. She was thrown out of her own home and left to carry the burden of her ex-husband’s debts. Years later, Liora returned—no longer the broken woman she once was, but the wife of a powerful billionaire. And this time, she was ready to take revenge on the man who once discarded her like she meant nothing.

Laura Smith life falls apart when her mother introduced a new man that she wanted to marry, two years after her father's death, which she cannot accept, but the worst part is that she will have Cole James Huntsman--the campus darling as his future step brother.

Paano mo kakayanin ang lahat lahat,Kung ang iyong minamahal ,Ay isang kasinungalingan lamang. Ang akala mong siya ,Ay hindi pala! At malalaman mo nalang na ang taong iyong minamahal ay hindi ang lalaking kasama mo sa altar, Kundi ang kanyang kamukha lamang! Paano mo haharapin ang Pagsubok na ito sa iyong buhay?!'' At sa bandang huli ,malalaman mo nalang na ang lalaking kat*lik mo na asawa mo na ngayon ay siya ding lalaking nangakong hiram lang ang bawat sandali,dahil sinabi nito sa iyong minamahal na may taning na ang buhay nito. Kaya pumayag ang iyong minamahal na pumalit siya sa pwesto niya kahit na sobrang sakit para sa kanya ang disisyong iyon. Kabaliktaran pala ang lahat, Kung sino ang humiram ng sandali ay siya palang kasinungalingan at ang tunay mong minamahal ay siyang may malubhang karamdaman.

She gave him her youth, her loyalty, her heart……only to be betrayed in the cruelest way. Adrian paraded his mistress and their daughter before the world while Serena, carrying his child, was left broken and forgotten. Even her own son was turned against her, calling another woman “Mommy” as if she never existed. Years later, the woman they all discarded returns. No longer weak, Serena is now the dazzling force behind a global empire. Her ex-husband burns with obsession, the mistress grows desperate to destroy her, and the child she lost to lies begins to see the truth. “Why now?” Adrian demands, eyes dark with desire. Serena’s gaze is cold, her smile sharper than glass. “Because this time, I belong to no one… not even you.” Her rise will be their ruin — and her revenge will be unforgettable.

Elle voulait juste survivre. Il voulait la posséder. À Madrid, Paula Delgado jongle entre ses longues heures d’aide-soignante et les soins coûteux de sa mère gravement malade. Forte, fière, et indépendante, elle refuse de demander de l’aide. Jusqu’au jour où tout s’effondre. Un soir, en quête d’oubli, elle cède à une nuit de passion avec un inconnu. Elle disparaît au petit matin sans se retourner. Mais lui… n’a pas l’intention de l’oublier. Nicolás Reyes, célèbre sportif espagnol, n’a jamais été troublé par une femme. Jusqu’à elle. Quand il la retrouve par hasard, il lui fait une proposition indécente : une relation de sexfriends, sans engagement, en échange d’une prise en charge totale des soins de sa mère. Paula, révoltée, refuse. Mais quand la vie de sa mère est en jeu, peut-elle encore dire non ? Et si ce deal était la plus dangereuse des erreurs ?

‘I knew it was too good to be true.’ ‘They made us seem like they had a perfect marriage.’ ‘She’ll be stupid if she forgives him.’ ‘Poor Valerie. I can only imagine what she’s going through right now.’ My mother snatched my phone from me. “I told you not to read those comments, Valerie.” I scoffed. “I already feel miserable. Those comments wouldn’t make me feel any worse.” “Will you forgive him?” My mother asked. A part of me wanted to forgive him. I still loved Patrick. But I couldn’t move past such betrayal. ~•~ When Patrick Banks discovers his wife, Valerie’s, alleged infidelity with her co-star, he ends their marriage in an instant. Valerie’s desperate attempts to clear her name only led to a devastating revelation that made her give up on her marriage. Years later, fate brings them face to face. Will they be able to forget, forgive, and rebuild, or will the wounds of betrayal prove too deep to heal?

Ketika dendam bertemu cinta, siapa yang akan lebih dulu menusuk jantung? Bai Xiang, pendekar cantik dari Sekte Gunung Yang, masuk ke istana hanya untuk satu tujuan, membunuh Jenderal Han Feng, pria bertopeng hitam yang menumpahkan darah keluarganya.  Namun takdir berbalik kejam, Kaisar justru menjodohkan mereka. Kini, musuhnya tidur di ranjang yang sama, menatapnya dengan mata yang menyimpan rahasia terlalu dalam. Saat cinta tumbuh di antara bilah pedang dan kebohongan, Bai Xiang perlahan sadar, musuh sejatinya bukan pria di sisinya, melainkan orang yang selama ini ia panggil “Guru”. Dan ketika semua topeng terlepas, hanya satu pilihan tersisa: membunuh atau mencintai.

This book follows the story of childhood best friends Luciano and Natalie Luciano has been in love with Natalie for as long as he can remember, but he doesn't think that Natalie reciprocates those feelings and so he continues being the best friend Natalie has mixed feelings. she is not sure whther she loves his as a friend or not years into their friendship, Luciano is in 'need' of a wife and so asks Natalie for her hand in marriage as he does not want to tie himself to someone else

Handa kang ipagbili ang sarili mo kapalit ng buhay ng taong pinakamamahal mo?
Para kay Laura, ang sagot ay oo. Pero ang kapalit—isang kontratang nakatali sa dugo at isang lalaking kinatatakutan ng lahat. Si Nikolas, ang tinaguriang Mafia King na walang puso.
Ngunit sa likod ng malamig niyang mga mata, may mga lihim na mas mapanganib pa sa bala.
At nang mabunyag ang totoo na ang halimaw ay isa lamang palabas, at ang tunay na kasalanan ay konektado sa sariling ama ni Laura magsisimula ang laban sa pagitan ng pag-ibig at paghihiganti.
Dahil minsan, ang puso ang pinakamabangis na kontrata sa lahat.