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“Why do you keep looking at me like I’ve died before?” Elion’s voice trembles—half accusation, half fear. Cale freezes. He shouldn’t know. He shouldn’t remember. But he does. Every scream. Every last breath. Every timeline where Elion slipped through his hands. After a viral scandal destroys his career, Elion joins a reality dating show hoping to fix his reputation. The last thing he expects is a partner who knows his coffee order, his sleeping habits, his childhood lullaby—things he never shared on camera. And when time itself begins to glitch around him, Elion starts asking the question Cale has spent lifetimes trying to avoid: “Have we… met before?” Because Cale isn’t human. He’s a reaper who has rewound time again and again just to keep Elion alive—each reset costing him pieces of his memory. Now the countdown is almost over. One more death. One final rewind. One impossible choice: Save Elion… or stay with him as a mortal who remembers nothing. When a romance made for television turns into a battle against destiny, how far will a reaper go to protect the only soul he has ever chosen?

Si Elara Renoir ay isang babaeng matagal nang nangarap ng tunay na pag-ibig. Isang lalaking mamahalin siya sa mundong puno ng panlilinlang. Syempre, hindi mawawala sa kanyang listahan ang gwapo, mabango, at mayamang lalaki. “Aminin na natin,” aniya, “hindi ka mabubuhay sa mundong ito kung hindi ka magiging praktikal.” Hindi siya sakim o gold digger. Gusto lang niyang matiyak na ang buhay at pamilyang bubuuin niya ay magiging maayos at maginhawa. Naranasan na niya ang hirap at ayaw na niyang bumalik doon. Then Rhett Alaric came into the picture. Years ago, she saw him on a magazine cover. Young CEO, perfectly tailored suit, handsome and composed. His gaze was sharp yet calm. From that moment, he became her ideal man, someone she thought she’d only admire from afar. But fate had other plans. One quiet afternoon in a coffee shop, she looked up and there he was. The same man from that magazine, real and breathtaking. For a moment, she could only stare, realizing the man she once dreamed of was standing right in front of her. Ngunit sa pinakanakakahiya pang pagkakataon ito nangyari. Hindi man lang tulad ng mga teleserye moments na may slow motion at background music. Sa pagmamadali niyang maibigay ang kape, hindi niya namalayang natapunan niya ito ng mainit na kape—at sa mamahaling suit pa talaga nito bumagsak ang lahat! Gulat. Pagkapahiya. Kaba. At oo, may halong kilig rin. Ngunit nang magtama ang kanilang mga mata, malamig. Matapang. He wasn’t just a man in a suit—he was the man everyone feared to disappoint. At sa oras na iyon, alam ni Elara na hindi lang kape ang natapon niya, kundi pati ang unang impresyon niya sa lalaking matagal na niyang pinapangarap.

Siya si Chryll Araneta, 19 year old. Maganda, may balingkinitang katawan at morena ang kutis ng kanyang balat. Si Chyrll ay anak ni Police General. Wilson Araneta sa kanyang dating kasintahan, hindi niya alam na nabuntis niya ito noon bago sila maghiwalay at ipakasal siya sa anak ng kaibigan ng kanyang ina. Nalaman nalang niya na may anak siya dito ng madengue at nanganganib ang buhay ng bata na kailangan agad itong masalinan ng dugo sa lalong madaling panahon. Simula noon ay kinuha nito ang bata sa kanyang dating kasintahan na hindi nagustuhan ng kanyang asawa. Bata pa lamang si Chyrll ay nakakaranas na ito ng kalupitan sa kanyang step-mother at sa kapatid nitong si Carlyn, ng tumuntong siya sa edad na dese-otso ay natuto siyang ipagtanggol ang kanyang sarili. Walang kaalam-alam si General Wilson sa nagaganap sa pagitan ng kanyang asawa at anak na panganay at sa bunso nito. Dahil sa kagustuhan ni Chyrll bumukod ng tirahan ay nagkaroon sila ng kasunduan ng kanyang ama, papayag lamang ito kapag kaya na niyang tumayo sa sarili niyang paa, kaya napag-isipan niyang magtayo ng negosyo at ito ang Chyselle Coffee Shop ng kaniyang kaibigan. Habang namamahala siya ng negosyo nila ng kanyang kaibigan ay pinagpatuloy parin nito ang makapagtapos ng pag-aaral sa kolehiyo. At doon niya nakilala si Red Simon Marcos na isang negosyante ng mag hurado ito sa ginanap na ntramurals sa university. Unang kita pa lamang niya sa binata ay nagkagusto na siya dito. Lahat ng lakad nito ay inaalam niya ng palihim, hanggang sa nahuli siya at hindi ito nagustuhan ng binata. Atin pong alamin kung paano mapapaibig ni Chyrll o mapaibig nga ba niya ang isang Red Simon na mahilig maglaro ng damdamin ng isang babae. At sabay-sabay din po nating tuklasin ang kanilang mga tinatagong lihim.

Kiara Tennyson. It has always been her dream to go to the US. After her parent's death, an opportunity presents itself when she gets a chance to go there as an exchange student. She is funny, crazy, very loving, and has read too many books to know that she will find new friends, get into a fight on the first day of school with the queen bee and later teach her a lesson, and maybe find love. Reed Scott. Your typical cliche bad boy. His first love broke his heart causing him to change from loving to becoming cold. What do you think will happen when a bubbly and crazy person comes barging into his life and tries to change his cold demeanour? Why don't you read and find out? Join Kiara and be mistaken for a dog sitter, get into fights, prank the queen bee, fall on your butt in front of your new best friend, prank the whole school, take the bad boy shopping and most importantly find love abroad.

Tough, self-willed, silly and not so awkward. Audrey is a young college student is determined to pass through college with good grades. No drama, no complications. With her best friends in the same college, she couldn't have been more happier. It was like having her safe circle around. Everything was going according to plan till Pretty boy, basketballer, Enzo Santana walks in. He's bold, effortlessly cool, Handsome to the core, with a panty dropping smile and a voice that could make any lady wet without having to try. Now here's the deal, he wants her to tutor him and she doesn't want any boy drama. How long will she be able to resist his charms and act oblivious to him. Because there's one thing about Enzo, what he wants, he gets. And as for her, it will be a cold day in hell before she gets her heart broken. If you love humor, sarcasm, romance, friendship and eternal war against goofiness, then this is definitely the book for you.

"It's already 7am, where is Ms. Martin?" I opened the door to my office, exhausted and tired. Another sleepless night. I was taken aback from the scene in front of me. Paris, was randomly dancing with her headphones on. Singing loudly to the lyrics to what seems like a Korean song. "Hello Mr. Hernandez, Go on, tell me I'm late now. Bloody bastard, I went out to get your coffee so you didn't have to drink it cold but i won't do that today because you'd rather your stupid coffee cold than your assistant being a considerate person. RIGHT?" "Glad to hear your thoughts towards me. Ms. Martin." I tapped her shoulder and saw her horrified face when she realized, I heard and saw it all. --- Paris Martin, a girl full of life is given a job as the most ruthless CEO's assistant. Felix Hernandez is a man of his word. He doesn't lie and he hates liars. Paris being the clumsiest person and Felix the most stiff. Felix being Paris' forever bully doesn't help her. When Felix finally ends up ruining Paris, he realizes how horribly he treated her. How will he bring back the sun-like Paris? Will he be able to bring back his best friend's clumsy sister?

Seorang perancang busana asal Beijing pergi ke Shanghai untuk membuka butik keduanya dan menghibur patah hatinya. Namun perjalanannya ke Shanghai berubah jadi kacau. Azzura menemukan bahwa vila sewaannya telah ditempati oleh sosok tidak dikenal-Alan, pemandu wisata yang penuh pesona tetapi berjiwa bebas, dan suka merenungkan hal-hal yang ia inginkan saat jatuh hati pada Azzura. Alan membantu Azzura yang mengidap Parkinson menikmati cara hidup penuh gairah dan juga petualangan indah, yang berujung pada kehamilan tidak terduga tanpa tahu bahwa ia adalah wanita yang telah menerima organ kekasihnya.

Siddharth Jindal is a young Dermatologist. He is everything a girl could want in her life partner... He is tall, dark, handsome, rich, funny, successful and has a very cool family. Girls are crazy about him but he is just friendly with everyone. Until one day when he goes to do some lighthearted friendly ragging of the freshers. Shruti Singh is a smart, confident and intelligent girl, who fights her family to make an identity of her own and becomes a doctor. She belongs to a conservative family where education for girls is not very important. They just want them to get married to a well-settled man. Siddharth likes her but she avoids him like plague due to some incident. He tries his level best to make her understand but she blocked him from her life. This keeps going on till his sister-in-law decides to play cupid. Read this book and find out how she brings them together.

What happens when Noah Hudson who's a famous chef, a billionaire and handsome, has to babysit Millie Quinn who's clumsy, a college student and cute, who turns out to be his wife after an accidental drunk marriage in Las Vegas?

Lovely Mendoza is a simple and invisible girl in her society. People may not always notice her unless she's doing something ungrateful. She thought that all people unlike her except her mom who always sees her good deeds, and believes that someday she will be a great person. Until Lovely meets Irma, Agnes and Prim the three girls have been Jake's (ex) girlfriends at the same time. Wanting them to have a revenge to Jake who broke their hearts, they use Lovely to make Jake fall for her and then break the playboy's heart.