Humor Funny Coffee Quotes Novels & Stories

"Yeah. Maybe they're too busy showing off their cars or bragging about business ventures." Napangiti ako nang bahagya. "Well, maybe they don’t know the value of a good cup of coffee." Natawa siya nang mahina. "Or maybe... I just met the exception." Hindi ko napigilang mapatingin nang diretso sa kanya, habang pilit kong binabalewala ang kakaibang init na gumagapang sa pagitan namin. "Enjoy your coffee," sabi ko na lang, nagtatago ng ngiti.

Napangiwi ako dahil hirap ito sa paglalakad sinalubong sya ng mga kaibigan nya na may ngisi sa labi at pinipigilan ang matawa. "Let's go!" Tatalikod na sana ito pero hinarap ako nito. "Ohh by the way ipapasara ko na ang coffee shop mong puro naman kamalasan!" Nyenyenyenye ewan ko sa lalaking yan ang sama ng ugali. "OHHH TANG*NA FVCK THIS COFFEE SHOP!" Nilakasan ko talaga ang tawa ko ng madulas muli ito ghad bulag ba sya at hindi nakita ang sign na 'CAUTION WET FLOOR'

"Oh 'yan, inumin mo. Black coffee iyan with no sugar. Makakatulong iyan para hindi ka magutom agad." Lalong bumusangot ang mukha ko sa sinabi n'ya. Black coffee na naman? Hindi ko nga inubos iyong gan'yan ko kahapon dahil sobrang pait. Napakalayo sa mga ice caramel coffee na inoorder ko sa mga coffee shop sa school. "'Ma, kailan ba natin titigilan itong Operation: Prom Queen ninyo?"

A few months later… JANIYA'S P. O. V THE AROMA OF FRESHLY BREWED COFFEE, A COMFORTING SCENT THAT USUALLY BROUGHT A SMILED TO MY FACE, DID LITTLE TO SOOTHE THE TURMOIL WITHIN ME.

Nakakalumbaba kong tanong. "Bakit? 'di ba pumapasok ka sa coffee shop? ba't naghahanap ka pa ng part time? papatayin mo ba yang katawan mo? para ka na ngang zombie sa kakapuyat mo at sa pagod!" Sermon ng Lola. Patirik-tirik pa 'yong mata.

Hindi siya makakarating sa kung nasaan man siya ngayon kung uunahin niya ang kanyang pagiging m*****a. The lady who welcomed her a while ago came back inside the office, holding a coffee. Lumapit ito sa kanya na hindi pa rin maalis ang ngiti sa labi. “Uhm, do you want coffee, Miss Farren? Tea? Juice?” She chuckled. “Water would be better.” Ngumiti ito kaagad. “Water will be coming right up!”

May students na bumili ng iced coffee, may office workers, may dalawang tita na nag-aaway kung alin ang mas masarap, cheese roll or Spanish bread. I messed up twice. Okay, three times. I gave someone the wrong pastry, almost dropped a tray, and accidentally said “enjoy po” to a customer who only bought bottled water. Miro laughed at me for five minutes. “Stop,” I told him. “You said enjoy sa tubig.” “Water deserves appreciation.” “Ang weird mo.” “Coming from you, that hurts.” By the time humupa ang rush, pagod na pagod na ako. May flour sa sleeve ko, may chocolate sa daliri ko, and my hair probably looked like it gave up on life.

Julian smiles naturally for the first time since sneaking the text: "Coffee, please. Need the caffeine after that early wake-up call." Sarah teases: "Maybe you just needed someone to talk to – besides work files?" Julian's heart skips a beat – did Sarah suspect something?! Julian laughed casually: "Just work stress talking to myself! Lawyers are crazy like that, right?" Sarah chuckled and playfully rolled her eyes: "Totally crazy. I'll bring your coffee and sanity-saving waffles over." Julian breathed internally – crisis avoided! He watched Sarah walk back to the kitchen, feeling relieved but still on edge.

Iyon lang ang paraan para magising ako nang hindi sumasama ang loob ko. I could never say no to a coffee. Whenever I’m in a bad mood, it can always make me feel better. “Thank you,” I told him. Inilapag niya sa mesa ang hawak niyang tasa bago naupo sa tabi ko. Ako naman ay nagpatuloy sa binabasa kong reviewer dahil final exams na namin next week. I took a sip of coffee and sighed. It tasted good. “How's your day? You should take a rest for a while,” he said.

Pero bakit ngayon ay parang ayaw niyang tigilan ang iniinom nitong gatas. "Is it good?" tanong ni Seraphina at tumango lang si Hadues na parang bata at hindi mawari ang saya dahil para sa kanya ay "coffee is life" but now he think that "milfee is life" ang pinagsamang milk and coffee. "I don't think that milk is bad, this is good, sister-in-law," masayang sabi ni Hadues at hindi niya na namalayan na tinawag niyang sister-in-law si Seraphina.