Jokes Tagalog Tanong Novels & Stories

hindi niya napigilan ang sarili na tanungin ito. "Ang gwapo mo naman," nagniningning ang mga matang bati niya sa lalaki. "Ahm, yeah I am. Pero dito na ako lumaki so I speak tagalog. And you too, you're gorgeous." namula ang mukha niya sa pambobola nito. Sana mayaman ka, para ikaw na lang! Baka ikaw ang para sa akin. "T-thank you, ahm saan ka nakatira?" tanong niya. Siguro kung narito lang ang ina niya ay kanina pa siya nito kinurot dahil ang harot niya. Kinikilig ang bunbunan ko!

sambit ko na kinatawa n'ya. "Pwede na din 'yon. Saka pineapple juice naman 'yan kaya understood na 'yon. Talo ka!" natatawa nitong paliwang na talaga namang benta sa'kin, pero pinigilan ko ang sarili kong tumawa. "Bakit ba ayaw mong makipag-kaibigan?" tanong n'ya na nagpalunok sa'kin. Hindi ko lubos akalain na simple lang ang mga tanong n'ya pero hindi ko masagot.

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

Isa na namang eyesore scene para sa kanya. "What are you two doing? " Madilim ang mukhang tanong ni Brix. " Just joking mah friend!" Napansin niya ang medyo mugtong mata ng kaibigan niya. Baka may LQ ang dalawang ito at umiyak si Brix? Oh, c'mon! Imposible naman. Hahah! Never nga siyang umiyak.

laughed at the promise. It's probably because I was surprised that a dirty child was clinging to me. Why should I be happy, right? "Naturally, I was surprised, Gen. Maybe later it will be kicked and bitten." "There are no ghosts here. There are no ghosts. There are monsters." This is the answer. "You know, it's amazing that you know folk tales. Do you know the words you use in Tagalog? Can't it be Korean, Japanese, Russian, or Italian... Why Filipino and English?" I asked wonderingly. Of course, I'm Filipino, I just happened to ask here.

Tama ba ako ng pagkakarinig? “T-talaga?” I croaked as I took a seat on the single couch across him. “’Y-yung jet ski?” “It’s fully loaded,” he answered and I gazed at him in amusement while watching him flip through the pages of the manga. “Remove my shirt.” “Ah… oo!” Is this for real? Baka mamaya ay tinotokis lang ako ng talipandas na ‘to?

Gulo nyang tanong "Yun ang akala mo, ang akala nyo. Everything is planed" sagot ko at ngumiti "So you mean, laro lang ang lahat?" Tanong nya habang nakaupo na sa buhangin Umarte ka na Paris Tumawa ako ng mapakla, "My ghad Wade! Ang dali mo pala maloko? How was my acting skills, pasado ba?" "Why are you doing this?" Tanong nya "For revenge" sagot ko

pagtatanong ni kuya JM dahil hindi niya nagets 'yung joke. "Bobo ka Miggy, barter yon!" pagtatama ni Ahmad. "Kaya ka walang nakukuhang participants kasi ang korni ng jokes mo 'e." pang-aasar ni Kang. "Barter ng dugo tapos kapalit ibang blood type. Papatayin mo ba kami Miggy?" pang-aasar din ni Ahmad. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" pagtawa ni Ms. Myrtle.

Inis kong tanong sabay turo sa sarili ko. Ba't bigla-bigla nya nalang akong tinatawag na bitch?! Inaano ko ba sya! "What? No! What I mean is do you like beach?" "Do I like bitch? DO I LIKE BITCH?? Abay gagu ka ba? At sino namang baliw ang gusto ng bitch ha!" Pasigaw kong saad sakanya. "Gosh ang bingi nya sobra." "Beach like dagat in tagalog Ms. Vee! Gets mo po ba huh??"