Mr Funny

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

"Willing to wait and still hoping na makilala si Mr. Right! kahit na trenta anyos na ako ay hindi ako kinakabahan na hindi makapag-asawa! Ilang bilyon ba ang tao sa mundo? Kahit isa naman siguro sa mga iyon ay may inilaan si Lord sa akin hindi ba?" ALYANNA Paano mo masasabi kung ang isang lalake ay ang siyang nakatadhana para sa iyo? Ito ang ang palaging tanong ng marami, pero sa katauhan ni Aya na isang probinsiya at hindi hinahanap ang pag-ibig ay bigla na lang itong nanghina ng makita ang isang lalakeng inakala nitong dayo sa lugar nila. Ito ay si Marcus Napoleon, ang anak ng gobernor sa Ilocos Sur. Isang modulo sa Manila na napilitan lang umuwi ng Ilocus Sur dahil sa pakiusap ng ama nito. Pero hindi nito inakala na sa pag-uwi muli nito ay makilala nito si Aya Ramos. Maganda at simpleng dalaga pero brusko ang dating. Hindi maganda ang pagkikita ng dalawa ng sa unang beses na magtagpo ang mga landas ng mga ito ay parang mga aso't pusa ang dalawa. Pero sa muling pagkikita ni Marcus at Aya ay biglang maiiba ang ihip ng hangin. Magkakaroon ng spark at liwanag ang paligid ni Aya na hindi nito maintindihan sa tuwing makikita nitong nakakatitig dito si Marcus. Ito na kaya ang pinakahihintay na pag-ibig ng dalaga o mag-iiwan lang ito ng isang masakit na alala sa buhay ni Aya? Sabay-sabay nating abangan ang kuwento ni Marcus at Aya, at kung paanong ang isang tao na inakala mong mali para sa iyo ay magiging siyang pinaka tamang tao na inilaan ng Diyos sayo.

Mr King Keisha Martins is what you would call a thief. A good thief; at least that's what she says. She practically steals from the bad people and delivers to the good people; at a hefty price, of course. And she reckons it's a win-win situation. Bad guys lose, the good guys win and she gets some hard-earned money in the process. She is quite content with her perfect little existence and risky way of living because hello, adrenaline? Yes, she absolutely loves the adrenaline that comes with the danger. However, things go wrong on a mission and she ends up encountering Kane King; a tall, brooding and handsome man with a killer smile who keeps making her break her own rules. Ironic, considering the first rule is to uphold those rules no matter what.

Pilar is an active and lively girl from the province of Baguio, Philippines. Dylan is a Chinese-Filipino actor and a businessman who owns group of companies. Pilar halts Dylan's wedding, mistaking him for her sister's baby daddy.

Sebagai anak tunggal yang akan menjadi pewaris The Layn, hidup Drew Layn terlalu sempurna. Dia tampan, kaya raya, dan bisa menaklukkan wanita mana saja yang diinginkannya. Meski begitu, dia punya kriteria khusus, yaitu perempuan berkaki jenjang. Suatu ketika Drew bertemu Daisy, seorang perempuan berkaki pendek yang arogan. Tentunya Daisy tidak termasuk tipe Drew. Namun, rupanya perempuan itu berhasil membuat dia penasaran dan bertanya-tanya, bagaimana rasanya mengencani perempuan arogan seperti Daisy? Ternyata semua tidak semudah yang Drew bayangkan. Daisy jelas berbeda dari semua perempuan yang berhasil dia dapatkan hanya dengan menjentikkan jari. Membuat Daisy jatuh dalam perangkapnya butuh perjuangan, karena perempuan itu tidak menyukainya. Meski tampan dan kaya raya, dia adalah laki-laki yang sombong. Dan itu menyebalkan bagi Daisy. Akankah Drew berhasil membuat Daisy bertekuk lutut seperti wanita lain yang pernah ia kencani? Dan berhasilkan Daisy jatuh dalam perangkap buaya darat kelas kakap seperti Drew?

What happens when your life is just a lie? What happens when you finally find out that none of what you believe to be real is real? What if you met someone who made you question everything? And what happens when your life is nothing but a fiction carved by Mr. Fiction himself? "The truth is rarely pure and never simple." — Oscar Wilde. Disclaimer: this story touches on depression, losing someone, and facing reality instead of taking the easy way out. ( ( ( part of TBNB Series, this is the story of Clarabelle Summers's writers ))

Jatuh cinta merupakan hal yang sangat membahagiakan. Tapi ketika cinta bersambut, tentu akan lebih membahagiakan bukan? Alexa, gadis cantik dan selalu ceria. Ia berhasil meluluhkan pria berkepribadian misterius, dingin dan cuek yang telah bertahun-tahun ia cintai. Tentu tak mudah baginya untuk mendapatkan cinta sang Mr. Ice. Ketika cintanya bersambut, masalah membentang di kehidupan percintaan mereka. Mr ice memiliki penyakit yang bisa merenggut nyawanya kapan saja. Dan kehadiran pria yang mengagumi Alexa, membuat percintaan mereka semakin memanas. Akankah mereka bisa melewati semuanya?

Di masa depan saat dunia dilanda caruk-maruk dan huru-hara berkepanjangan. Saat angkara murka adalah sang raja dan saat kegelapan menjadi momok menakutkan sepanjang hari seperti tiada beda gelap dan terang. Di saat kekacauan yang maha dahsyat yang terjadi seantero negeri. Terbentuklah sebuah organisasi rahasia bernama Obor Java yang dibentuk oleh orang berjuluk MR. D. MR. D adalah sosok yang sangat misterius dimana iya selalu ada dimana-mana. Demi mencari sosok-sosok pilihan di antara sekian ribu pemuda dan pemudi yang berjiwa besar dan bermental baja. Untuk iya bina menjadi sosok kesatria mumpuni. MR. D yang kemunculannya selalu di tandai dengan nyanyian tembang-tembang kuno yang berasal entah dari mana. Merencanakan pemberontakan besar-besaran dan dalam rencananya tersebut iya membina beberpa pemuda dari kalangan rakyat jelata yang selalu tertindas. Di saat ketimpangan dan kesenjangan serta kemelaratan menyeluruh di pelosok negeri. Apa lagi kelaparan yang berkepanjangan membuat kejahatan semakin menjamur. Di saat seperti itulah terbentuk kelompok Obor Java. Terbentuk dari perpaduan antara Pemuda dan Pemudi yang berkemampuan khusus akan kelebihan mereka tentang pemahaman hal gaib. Sebab yang mereka lawan bukan hanya manusia pembawa setan, tetapi dari golongan bangsa jin dan siluman. Dan beginilah cerita dari MR. D atau yang sering dipanggil oleh teman sejawat dengan panggilan Mas Dalang. Beginilah cerita itu bermula berawal dari goresan pena gaib yang telah di rapalanmantra mantra dan diberi doa-doa khusus ditulis di atas kertas putih yang bernama Altar.

Yang Tasya tau Radhika memiliki masa lalu yang sulit. Sejak kecil, banyak pengalaman pahit yang dia dapatkan. Namun tetap saja. Hal itu tidak membenarkan sikapnya yang seenaknya. Radhika itu makhluk yang tidak jelas. Sangat suka membuat perasaanya naik turun seperti Roller Coaster. Tasya hanya ingin membantunya, namun dia malah terjebak dalam permainan yang dibuat Radhika. Semoga saja hatinya bisa bertahan. Karena bagaimanapun juga, pesona Radhika membuat jantungnya ketar-ketir. Foto by Ansastasiya Vragova (Pexels) Edit by Levi Skaa (Canva)