Mr Funny

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

"Willing to wait and still hoping na makilala si Mr. Right! kahit na trenta anyos na ako ay hindi ako kinakabahan na hindi makapag-asawa! Ilang bilyon ba ang tao sa mundo? Kahit isa naman siguro sa mga iyon ay may inilaan si Lord sa akin hindi ba?" ALYANNA Paano mo masasabi kung ang isang lalake ay ang siyang nakatadhana para sa iyo? Ito ang ang palaging tanong ng marami, pero sa katauhan ni Aya na isang probinsiya at hindi hinahanap ang pag-ibig ay bigla na lang itong nanghina ng makita ang isang lalakeng inakala nitong dayo sa lugar nila. Ito ay si Marcus Napoleon, ang anak ng gobernor sa Ilocos Sur. Isang modulo sa Manila na napilitan lang umuwi ng Ilocus Sur dahil sa pakiusap ng ama nito. Pero hindi nito inakala na sa pag-uwi muli nito ay makilala nito si Aya Ramos. Maganda at simpleng dalaga pero brusko ang dating. Hindi maganda ang pagkikita ng dalawa ng sa unang beses na magtagpo ang mga landas ng mga ito ay parang mga aso't pusa ang dalawa. Pero sa muling pagkikita ni Marcus at Aya ay biglang maiiba ang ihip ng hangin. Magkakaroon ng spark at liwanag ang paligid ni Aya na hindi nito maintindihan sa tuwing makikita nitong nakakatitig dito si Marcus. Ito na kaya ang pinakahihintay na pag-ibig ng dalaga o mag-iiwan lang ito ng isang masakit na alala sa buhay ni Aya? Sabay-sabay nating abangan ang kuwento ni Marcus at Aya, at kung paanong ang isang tao na inakala mong mali para sa iyo ay magiging siyang pinaka tamang tao na inilaan ng Diyos sayo.

After claiming another pack, Kyler Vaughn of the Frostfang Pack was now the most powerful Alpha in the western region. But in all that glory, he seemed to have forgotten someone. Me, his destined mate, Elsa Thorne. Seven years ago, I took a poisoned strike meant for him. Because of that, I never awakened my wolf and was left a weak Omega. A year ago, he promised that once he became the strongest Alpha in the west, we would hold our bonding ceremony. Now that he had achieved it, my heart leapt as I ran to his study, full of hope. The door was slightly open, and I heard his voice. "We'll move forward with the plan tomorrow. Split into two teams, one for the Ember Pack and the other for the Shadow Pack." Another voice hesitated. "But Ms. Thorne..." "Why mention that useless Omega? She'll only slow us down. Enough of her." I froze outside the door, my excitement twisting into a bitter ache. I remembered the times he went on missions, while I could only wait in our territory for his return. So, this was how he actually saw me. A stubborn fire rose in me. I would go to the new territories and prove I wasn't useless. The next day, I disguised myself as a Warrior and stood at the rally point. When asked which team I wanted, the names Shadow Pack and Ember Pack spun in my mind. His disdainful gaze leaving me flustered, I blurted out, "The Ember Pack! I want to go to the Ember Pack!" I didn't know that my rushed choice would throw me headfirst into an unknown whirlpool...

Mr King Keisha Martins is what you would call a thief. A good thief; at least that's what she says. She practically steals from the bad people and delivers to the good people; at a hefty price, of course. And she reckons it's a win-win situation. Bad guys lose, the good guys win and she gets some hard-earned money in the process. She is quite content with her perfect little existence and risky way of living because hello, adrenaline? Yes, she absolutely loves the adrenaline that comes with the danger. However, things go wrong on a mission and she ends up encountering Kane King; a tall, brooding and handsome man with a killer smile who keeps making her break her own rules. Ironic, considering the first rule is to uphold those rules no matter what.

Sebagai anak tunggal yang akan menjadi pewaris The Layn, hidup Drew Layn terlalu sempurna. Dia tampan, kaya raya, dan bisa menaklukkan wanita mana saja yang diinginkannya. Meski begitu, dia punya kriteria khusus, yaitu perempuan berkaki jenjang. Suatu ketika Drew bertemu Daisy, seorang perempuan berkaki pendek yang arogan. Tentunya Daisy tidak termasuk tipe Drew. Namun, rupanya perempuan itu berhasil membuat dia penasaran dan bertanya-tanya, bagaimana rasanya mengencani perempuan arogan seperti Daisy? Ternyata semua tidak semudah yang Drew bayangkan. Daisy jelas berbeda dari semua perempuan yang berhasil dia dapatkan hanya dengan menjentikkan jari. Membuat Daisy jatuh dalam perangkapnya butuh perjuangan, karena perempuan itu tidak menyukainya. Meski tampan dan kaya raya, dia adalah laki-laki yang sombong. Dan itu menyebalkan bagi Daisy. Akankah Drew berhasil membuat Daisy bertekuk lutut seperti wanita lain yang pernah ia kencani? Dan berhasilkan Daisy jatuh dalam perangkap buaya darat kelas kakap seperti Drew?

Pilar is an active and lively girl from the province of Baguio, Philippines. Dylan is a Chinese-Filipino actor and a businessman who owns group of companies. Pilar halts Dylan's wedding, mistaking him for her sister's baby daddy.

What happens when your life is just a lie? What happens when you finally find out that none of what you believe to be real is real? What if you met someone who made you question everything? And what happens when your life is nothing but a fiction carved by Mr. Fiction himself? "The truth is rarely pure and never simple." — Oscar Wilde. Disclaimer: this story touches on depression, losing someone, and facing reality instead of taking the easy way out. ( ( ( part of TBNB Series, this is the story of Clarabelle Summers's writers ))

Jatuh cinta merupakan hal yang sangat membahagiakan. Tapi ketika cinta bersambut, tentu akan lebih membahagiakan bukan? Alexa, gadis cantik dan selalu ceria. Ia berhasil meluluhkan pria berkepribadian misterius, dingin dan cuek yang telah bertahun-tahun ia cintai. Tentu tak mudah baginya untuk mendapatkan cinta sang Mr. Ice. Ketika cintanya bersambut, masalah membentang di kehidupan percintaan mereka. Mr ice memiliki penyakit yang bisa merenggut nyawanya kapan saja. Dan kehadiran pria yang mengagumi Alexa, membuat percintaan mereka semakin memanas. Akankah mereka bisa melewati semuanya?

Yang Tasya tau Radhika memiliki masa lalu yang sulit. Sejak kecil, banyak pengalaman pahit yang dia dapatkan. Namun tetap saja. Hal itu tidak membenarkan sikapnya yang seenaknya. Radhika itu makhluk yang tidak jelas. Sangat suka membuat perasaanya naik turun seperti Roller Coaster. Tasya hanya ingin membantunya, namun dia malah terjebak dalam permainan yang dibuat Radhika. Semoga saja hatinya bisa bertahan. Karena bagaimanapun juga, pesona Radhika membuat jantungnya ketar-ketir. Foto by Ansastasiya Vragova (Pexels) Edit by Levi Skaa (Canva)