Anong Tawag Jokes

Claret Angelique Montealegre the unwanted wife of a famous billionaire, Primo Gabriel Montealegre. Si Claret ay nakuntento sa kung anong kayang ibigay ni Primo sa nakalipas na 3 years nilang pagsasama bilang mag-asawa. May mahal na iba si Primo bago pa sila ikinasal habang si Claret ay unti-unting nahulog sa kaniya. Pero paano nalang kung humingi ng annulment si Primo dahil sa natuklasan nito at sa pagbabalik ng totoong nagmamay-ari ng puso nito? Makakaya kaya ni Claret na magtiis kahit harap-harapan na siyang tinataboy ni Primo? Mababago niya ba ang desisyon ni Primo na iwanan siya para sa babaeng mahal nito na si Selene Angelic D'Andrea? Ano nalang ang magiging kapalaran ni Claret ngayong buntis siya? Maibubunyag niya kaya ang mga sekreto ni Selene? Anong nakatago sa mapagpanggap na katauhan ni Selene? Will they ever find out about the secrets she holds?

To fulfill his sister's birthday wish, Anthony - a billionaire CEO who loves privacy perfection and orderliness - has to accommodate Vivian, a stubborn lady who doesn't care about details and is used to chaos. They start out as enemies, fighting over every little thing but they have no choice - Anthony has to fulfill his sister's birthday wish, and Vivian has nowhere to go as her parents sent her packing. Slowly, they begin to see the good in each other, and that they aren't all that bad after all. From small talks and jokes, they progress to filling in as dates for the other, until they fall in love. But Vivian didn't disclose everything about her reason for being disowned and sent away by her parents, Until her past and her arranged husband begins to haunt her. Will their love stand the test of time? Only one way to find out!

Itong payat at mukhang kulang sa kain na batang ’to ba ang bagong anak ng mama ko? Anong klaseng bata ’yon?! Ang sakit sa mata! Tuwing magkaharap kami, laging nakayuko at umiiwas ng tingin? Pero bakit habang tumatagal ay lalo naman siyang gumaganda? Mali ba kung palihim kong titikman ang batang ’to ni mama?

Jayzee Albano is the young CEO of Albano Air who doesn't believe in commitment, love o kahit anong salitang puwedeng iugnay doon. Nang tumuntong siya ng trenta anyos, ipinagkasundo siya ng ama sa anak ng isang matalik na kaibigan.But when he met Anikka, a mysterious woman who became his secretary, nagulo ang tahimik niyang mundo.

Rhiej Raimundo is one of the best spies the Red Bullet Organization has. Wala pa siyang misyon na hindi niya napagtagumpayan. Isang tawag ang gugulantang sa tahimik niyang mundo na maghahatid sa kaniya papasok sa imperyo ng isang makapangyarihang taong minsan na niyang nakilala. Isang alok na babago sa takbo ng lahat. As Rhiej walks towards that person, her painful past will come rushing back to her, stabbing her heart with bitterness and pain. With hate and a heart determined to take her revenge, she made a promise to ruin him and his empire. She'll live until the day she succeeds in breaking that person— Maximus Fontanilla— the man who broke her heart. [FONTANILLA SERIES 2: MAXIMUS FONTANILLA]

If these three months pass and I don't shed a single tear because of you, Chris... you will apologize to me and my family at the door of our home in my city, on both knees in our neighborhood! His eyes narrowed and shone intensely, only seconds until he came towards me and I was still leaning on the door, he stood right in front of me and raised my chin with his left hand.. He forced me to stare at him and said coldly: I apologize to you?? you ?! I have heard many jokes in my life..but a funny joke like this..I have never heard of it..this was what our agreement stipulated before I threw myself into his world, but events took another turn that I did not expect..who are you!! Which one of them would you be? What is the nature of your colorful world?! Rather, the most important.. What is my fault in all these intertwining and where fate takes me?

Prisca, alias Prisca Ese Gideon, is a fast-rising diva who gets into trouble after photos and videos of herself being intimate with her boyfriend gets leaked on the internet. Her fame and success in the music industry begins to crumble. Her family dissociates from her, she loses many big money endorsement deals, and worse of all, she loses her fan base. The public now sees her as a sex object, making fun and dirty jokes about her. Due to these actions, she isolates herself from the public, vowing to herself never to speak to anyone or have a personal relationship with any person in particular. Months after her rock-bottom escapades, she finds love in the hands of a die-hard fan, Diri, who helps her get back at her boyfriend, Clem (sound engineer of S.K. records, the same record label Prisca was signed into) and helps her get over her rock bottom experiences.

Love is something that everyone wanted.It makes someone special, loved, and happy.Sobrang sarap sa pakiramdam ng salitang LOVE, yung feeling na lagi ka daw nasa ulap kapag in love ka.But what if I told you that Hannah Kim, a 21 years old girl destined to choose either she love or someone special to her will die.Kung ikaw si Hannah, anong pipiliin mo? Love or....Die?? Love or Die Written By: Daniexxie_

PAMILYA, PAG-IBIG AT PANGAKO. ‘Yan ang mga dahilan kung bakit nasaktan nang lubusan si Rhian.  Nobyo n'ya ang bilyonaryong si Andrew Santillan Jackson. Galing sa mayamang angkan na pinangakuan s’ya ng kasal kung sakaling magbunga ang ginawa nilang pagtatalik kahit labag sa kanyang puso at isipan. Walang nagawa ang dalaga dahil lubos n'yang mahal ang nobyo n'ya—pero isang kamalian ang pagsugal n'ya ng pagkabirhen sa binata. Kahit ganoon pa man ay hindi gumawa ng hindi maganda si Rhian na magpapahamak sa kan'yang munting anghel. Ipinangako n'ya sa sarili na kahit anong mangyari ay bubuhayin n'ya ang kan'yang magiging anak. 'Pangako ko sa iyo anak, kahit anong pagsubok ang dumating sa buhay ko, hinding-hindi kita ipapalaglag salungat sa gusto ng iyong amang taksil sa ating dalawa lalo na sa iyo.'

Mahal ko siya. Hindi ko kayang labanan ang aking nararamdaman. Hanggang sa lumipas ang panahon ang pag ibig na nararamdaman ko sa kanya ay parang kumunoy, na kahit anong gawin ko'y hindi na makakaahon. Natuklasan ko na pareho ang nararamdaman naming dalawa. Ang siyang simula ng hirap ng aming pag iibigan.